Season VI (2009) Pre-Season Rankings

1. Part Time Models- The defending champs are talented, young, and very balanced. His RB trio of Turner, Jacobs, and Gore are enough to make any team elite....throw in Tom Brady and Calvin Johnson, you have a roster poised for a second straight championship run, as Alan is well out in front of his conference competition.

Over-Under: 10-3

2. Federalists- Can he stay on top of the Mason division? A lack of off-season trading showed some real faith in his young team. Brees and Andre Johnson secure an upper-echelon passing game, while the young and explosive Maurice Jones-Drew and Matt Forte have the "Heel Grabber" eying back-to-back conference championships.

Over-Under: 8-5

3. Bonnie Blues- It's hard to deny his elite talent (that's what she said), with a deep RB corp of Chris Johnson, DeAngelo Williams, and Marion Barber-- as well as top-tier players in a complete passing game-- Jay Cutler, Anquan Boldin, and Steve Smith-- Mac's Blues are more balanced than ever before heading into a season. Can that translate into the Blues finally conquering the conference when it counts?

Over-Under: 8-5

4. Lynchburg's Finest- Only two players from Roon's last game remain on the keeper list. Will the trades pay off, or will he find himself in re-building mode again as he did early last season? Reigning Tuesman RB, Adrian Peterson headlines the rushing attack alongside solid veteran Clinton Portis, with Darren McFadden as a questionable insurance policy.

The receiving trio puts much confidence in the QB draft pool, as big time talents Larry Fitzgerald, Marques Colston, and Antonio Gates will try to put one of the league's historical powerhouses back into title contention after last year's debacle.

Over-Under: 8-5

5. Reaves Franchise- Known as a dominate player because of his savvy drafts and solid trades, Skeevus inherits a very talented team that only needs a few good selections to be considered the front-runner for the Dixon Conference crown. The only question mark for Reavus is surrounding his team name.

Former Tuesman Trophy winner, LaDainian Tomlinson is his #1 with Ronnie Brown and Joseph Addai geared up for prime fantasy seasons in 2009. Randy Moss and Roy Williams bring talent to the passing game....the rest is in the able hands of the seasoned veteran and former PCFL champ to build.

Over-Under: 9-4

6. Quagmire Crackerjacks- Uncle Bobby B enters year one of his TCFL tenure with a solid team in a stacked Mason Conference. He has good depth at WR-- Reggie Wayne, Greg Jennings-- as well as a young and explosive prospect in second year running back Steve Slayton, while Brian Westbrook and T. Jones lend veteran stability to the corp.

Look for Bobby to come out swinging with a his bevy of first round picks, including the #1 overall selection, to secure a bright future and a competitive team.

Over-Under: 6-7

7. Mafia Hitmen- Junior "took one for the team" jumping on the grenade of Timmy's Tussified roster. The two time champ whipped the team into respectable shape with a off-season trading spree, but it may not be enough to jump start his championship ambitions in season VI.

Almost every player on the squad is counting on their "upside" to be any thing other than a distant third in the Dixon Conference. Peyton Manning will be the lynch-pin, while Steve Jackson and Marshawn Lynch will have to prove their current worth with solid campaigns in 2009. Meanwhile, Junior's receivers-- Dwayne Bowe and Roddy White-- rely on very young and mostly inexperienced QBs to find their fantasy rhythm.

Over-Under: 5-8

8. Salty Dawgs- We all love Troy Foxwell, even if he didn't vote for any of us, but that doesn't change the fact that he remains one of our favorite people. You'll notice that the other seven teams have facts about their roster in this space under their name. Let me say this....may the Dixon Conference take his team home early in the season to be with Jesus. To be at rest. To be at peace. We look forward to seeing Foxxy at the draft though....because it'll be the last time we hear from the Salty Dawg franchise in 2009.

Over-Under: This team may win exactly one more game than my grandfather would all by himself, and he's been dead for 20 years.

Let's gear it up for the season, fellas. We're just over two months until draft weekend, and 43 days from the roster trim down to the final 5 keepers. See you all in Nashville for the draft September 5-8!

Season V Final Standings

1. Part Time Models 13-2 (100)- Best record in TCFL history...if the Super Bowl title counts as tie-breaker.

2. Bushwood Gophers 10-6- 3rd consecutive 10 win season.

3. Blowouts 8-8- Big time turn around in one season.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 8-7- Getting her done since 1973

5. Bonnie Blues 8-7- Brown Sugar Bowl heartbreak three years in a row.

6. Hurricane Ditka 7-8- First losing season in franchise history.

7. Salty Dawgs 3-11- Worst season in history avoided.

8. Toiletbobbing Teabaggers 3-11- Worst franchise in TCFL history. Period.

Championship Weekend (Week 16)

1. Part Time Models 12-2 (100)- Worst to first.

2. Blowouts 8-7- Trying to play the role of the "heel-grabber" once more.

3. Bonnie Blues 8-6- Third consecutive loss in the conference championship game doesn't sit well.

4. Bushwood Gophers 9-6- Finally! A late season burn out!

5. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-7- Making the trip to Russellville, Kentucky.

6. Hurricane Ditka 7-7- Slappin' his Pappy!

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-10- Another shot at infamy.

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-11- Can he avoid the worst season in TCFL history?

Conference Championships (Week 15)

1. Part Time Models (100) 11-2- Trying to recapture the conference crown.

2. Bonnie Blues 8-5- Can he win his first ever Mason Conference title?

3. Bushwood Gophers 9-5- Reaching for his 4th Super Bowl appearance.

4. Blowouts 7-7- Toilet bowl to conference championship is a big swing.

5. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-7- Tough loss...sippin' some Bourbon

6. Hurricane Ditka 7-7- Tough year....at least it's not the toilet bowl.

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-10- ppppllllbbbbbtttt

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-11- fffeeeeeeeeeeeepppp.

Divisional Playoffs (week 14)

1. Part Time Models (100) 11-2- Josh Scobee: beware of owner. "Laces out, Dan!"

2. Bonnie Blues 8-5- At home for the bye: He just wants to have a beer and see something naked.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-6- "You don't get this type of scar eating tussy, man."

4. Bushwood Gophers 8-5- He's in the loving, warm, and may we add voluptuous bosom of Ms. Tuesday....it's all gonna be alright.

5. Hurricane Ditka 7-6- The very worst to very mediocre very quickly.

6. Blowouts 6-7- rough loss sets up a hellacious visit the Commish's new home field.

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-10- Wa Wa Wa

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-11- Worst regular season ever...ACHIEVED!

Week 13

1. Part Time Models 11-1 (100)- Has a chance to tie the best record in league history with a win this week.

2. Bonnie Blues 7-5- Rough loss, but has no worries for the next two weeks.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 6-6- Put up points in the loss.

4. Bushwood Gophers 7-5- Losing traction late, but will still get his shot at a third straight Super Bowl title starting week 14.

5. Blowouts 6-6- Big trade has the defending toilet bowl champ as a legit contender for the Conference crown.

6. Hurricane Ditka 6-6- Put a knife in the Teabaggers playoff hopes.

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-9- All good things....repeat themselves....repeatedly.

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-10- Infamy within reach.

Week 12

1. Part Time Models (100) 10-1 - 2008 Dixon Division Champs.

2. Bonnie Blues 7-4- 2008 Mason Division Champs.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 6-5- Dominant over his division rival, Bushwood Gophers.

4. Bushwood Gophers 7-4- Only the 2nd time he hasn't won the division in 5 seasons.

5. Blowouts 5-6- Big win.

6. Hurricane Ditka 5-6- Even with the loss he's holding on tight to 3rd place.

7. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-8- It's looking bleak, but he's still not out of playoff contention.

8. Salty Dawgs 1-10- In range of some pretty dubious history.