Thursday, December 22, 2011

Bowl Week

1. Lynchburg's Finest (80) 11-3- Has 5 Sugar Maple Barrels in the fold now.

2. Part Time Models (20) 9-5- 4 Big Red Trash Cans

3. Ostentatious Erudition 10-4- Jimmy Carter Bowl Bound

4. Rosterbaters 7-7- Underachievers' Ball

5. Rhymes With Punt 6-9- Sippin' on some bourbon.

6. Sexual Chocolate 6-9- Put together a good roster for the future and over-achieved in year one.

7. TBA 5-8- Just hoping he gets to name his own team next year.

8. Quagmire's Crackerjacks 2-11- Competing with only history.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Conference Championships

1. Lynchburg's Finest (100) 10-3- Predicted to lose despite the bye.

2. Part Time Models- 8-5- Can he fight off the upstarts???

3. Ostentatious Erudtion 10-4-Secured an inaugural Jimmy Carter Bowl berth.

4. Rosterbaters 7-7- Just incurred the most devastating loss in franchise history

5. Sexual Chocolate 6-8- Big time upset in his first ever playoff appearance!

6. Rhymes With Punt- 6-8- Biggest game in Punt history for the Dixon Conference Title

7. TBD- 5-8- Just wants to pass the Lemons after his first season.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 2-11- Bitter end coming up.

Divisional Playoff (First Round)

1. Lynchburg's Finest (98) 10-3- Made up 3.5 game deficit in 5 games to win the Mason Division.

2. Ostentatious Erudtion (1) 10-3- Couldn't close.

3. Part Time Models- 8-5- Is the loss a sign of things to come?

4. Rosterbaters (1) 7-6- The dangerous point-scorer just needs a hot hand at the right time.

5. Sexual Chocolate 5-8- One of Bobby B's two wins

6. Rhymes With Punt- 5-8- Tebow makes the magic happen even in fantasy!

7. TBD- 5-8- Did in 1 season what Reavus couldn't do with 3 testicles.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 2-11- Victory is Bobby's!!!!

Week 13

1. Ostentatious Erudtion (80) 10-2- Division title, Big Ass Gavel match up in week 13.

2. Lynchburg's Finest (20) 9-3- Can he comeback again to win a 3rd straight division title?

3. Part Time Models- 8-4- Championship! Lock it up!

4. Rosterbaters- 6-6- Gearing up for the playoffs

5. Sexual Chocolate 5-7- already in the playoffs

6. TBD- 5-7- Might not have to worry about coming up with his own team name for 2012.

7. Rhymes With Punt- 4-8- Tebowing for the win to vault him into the dance.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 1-11- The all time single season loss record is within reach...

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Week12

1. Ostentatious Erudtion 9-2- a victory over Willie and Lynchburg loss equals the franchise's 2nd division title.

2. Lynchburg's Finest- 8-3- has come roaring back into the division race, but needs another win to make week 13 an important game.

3. Part Time Models- 7-4- needs only one win or a Baters loss to clinch the division.

4. Rosterbaters- 5-6- still has an outside hope for the division title.

5. Sexual Chocolate 5-6- already in the playoffs

6. TBD- 5-6- unbelievable job of getting into the playoff race!

7. Rhymes With Punt- 4-7- didn't strike while the iron was hot and faded into the noise of the Dixon Division with an inside track on a 4th straight toilet bowl season.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 1-10- needs 2 wins to avoid the worst season in TCFL history.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Week 11

1. Ostentatious Erudition (55) 8-2- Only a one game lead coming down the stretch

2. Lynchburg's Finest (44) 7-3- Was all but dead, yet he lives.

3. Part Time Models (1) 7-3- Division title sealed with a win.

4. Sexual Chocolate 5-5- Losing ground and it doesn't get any easier in week 11.

5. Rosterbater 4-6- Peaking at the right time.

6. Rhymes With Punt 4-6- ANOTHER late season collapse???

7. TBD 4-6- Controls his own playoff destiny now.

8. Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-9- Just looking to avoid TCFL all-time worst records in the last 3 weeks.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Week 10

1. Ostentatious Erudition (98) 8-1- Undefeated season foiled, but still holds a 2 game division lead.

2. Lynchburg's Finest (1) 6-3- Pulled off the biggest upset in franchise history to keep the division and Big-Ass Gavel hopes alive.

3. Part Time Models (1) 6-3- 2 game lead-- still need a stud RB on the roster.

4. Sexual Chocolate 5-4- Clinched a playoff spot and made another big trade which could solidify the roster.

5. Rhymes With Punt 4-5- Race for the Lemon Bowl just got tighter after the loss.

6. Rosterbaters 3-6- "Need a little wind here."

7. TBD 3-6- Controls his own playoff destiny now.

8. Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-8- Lemon Bowl bound!