2007 Final Standings

1. Bushwood Gophers (100) 9-6- Back to back championships. Congrats to Junior on another season well played.

2. Hurricane Ditka 11-4- Not too bad for a rebuilding effort.

3. Bonnie Blues 10-6- A solid year on which to build.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 8-8- Redemption's Sweet Song, but he wants it all next year.

5. Bad Newz Kennels 8-7- Building on a solid team.

6. Blowjays 5-9- Long way to go to get back in the championship chase.

7. Part Time Models 6-8- Looking forward to next year. Nice win in the first ever Gable Bowl.

8. Coalition of the Shitting 3-11- Name change, disesteem, and all coming his way in the off-season.

Championship Weekend

1. Hurricane Ditka (51) 11-3- Limping into the championship for the third straight year.

2. Bushwood Gophers (49) 8-6- The defending champ has shown the true heart of a champion, taking charge of the open Dixon Conference when it counted, and is playing for some serious history in a rematch of last year's Super Bowl.

3. Bonnie Blues 10-5- A great run of a season that is rewarded with another trip down to Savannah for some Sugar.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-8- Back to his familiar bowl game in his third season.

5. Bad Newz Kennels 7-8- Sippin' on some Pappy.

6. Blowjays 5-9- Just happy to be here.

7. Part Time Poopers 5-8- Ready for Gable Bowl I in Searcy.

8. Coalition of the Shitting 3-10- Trying to repeat the ole' heel grab maneuver.

Conference Championships (Week 15)

1. Hurricane Ditka (65) 10-3- A familiar foe for the all the Mason marbles.

2. Bonnie Blues (35) 10-4- Tuesman and playoff victory in-hand, on the road against his arch-rival.

3. Bushwood Gophers 7-6- An off week, and now hosting a team he has had trouble against all season. Can he make his third appearance in the league's most prestigious game.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-7- Toilet to conference championship. Nice rebound year for the Godfather.

5. Bad Newz Kennels 7-7- Back to back trips to Kentucky for the Bourbon Bowl.

6. Blowjays 5-9- Not on the toilet, and getting to rename his own team for next season.

7. Part Time Poopers 5-8- A toilet triumph would be a nice recompense over the heel-grabber.

8. Coalition of the Shitting 3-10- Get ready to rename the Coalition for season V.

Playoffs, Round 1 (Week 14)

1. Hurricane Ditka (100) 10-3- The scenery finally changed for the former champ after having been in second place since week 1.

2. Bonnie Blues 9-4- A great season. He'll bounce back for the playoffs.

3. Bushwood Gophers 7-6- A nice comeback for the defending champ to un-muck the mess to keep last season's status quo unchanged.

4. Bad Newz Kennels 7-6- Nice season. Nice team. Can he win when it counts?

5. Mezzbians 6-7- He hasn't beaten Foxxy in the last six tries. Can he break the streak?

6. Blowjays 5-8- He's got a rematch of this week's win next week.

7. Part Time Poopers 5-8- A hard fought season where the breaks didn't go his way.

8. Coalition of the Shitting 3-10- Gable versus Gable to settle who his the shittiest.

All-Tuesday Team (Week 13)

QB- Tony Romo- Dawgs- 32 points
WR- Terrell Owens- Ditka- 31 points
WR- Reggie Wayne- Bush- 31 points
RB- LaDainian Tomlinson- Coalition- 41 points
RB- Derrick Ward- PTM- 33 points
TE- Tony Gonzalez- Bush- 19 points
K- Nick Folk- Coalition- 15 points

The ATT produced 202 points in week 13.

Week 13 MVP- Tony Romo- Dawgs

Week 13

1. Bonnie Blues (51) 9-3- One win lands the first ever division title for the franchise.

2. Hurricane Ditka (49) 9-3- Needs a win and some help to clinch the division.

3. Bushwood Gophers 6-6- Walking the line between division, playoffs, and toilet.

4. Bad Newz Kennels 6-6- It's gonna be close.

5. Mezzbians 6-6- Already clinched a playoff spot, and a win locks up the division regardless.

6. Part Time Models 5-7- A win clinches a playoff spot.

7. Blowjays 4-8- Seemingly a lame duck target in the playoffs for the division runner up.

8. Coalition of the Thrilling 3-9- Goin' scrubbing!

All-Tuesday Team (Week 12)

This team is tenative with Willie Parker still to go tonight.

QB- Brett Favre- Worms- 33 points
WR- Larry Fitzgerald- Worms- 37 points
WR- Chad Johnson- Finest- 33 points
RB- Frank Gore- Tuss- 37 points
RB- Kolby Smith- Mention- 37 points
TE- Antonio Gates- Finest- 27 points
K- Jason Hanson- Mention- 16 points

The All-Tuesday Team went for 220 points.

Week 12 MVP- Larry Fitzgerald- Worms

Week 12

1. Lynchburg's Finest (54) 8-3- A statement game, but still on the outside with the tie breakers.

2. Bonnie Blues (46) 8-3- The Tuesman is probably locked up at this point for Mac's Blues, but can he hold on to the lead with two games left.

3. Morning Wood 6-5- On top, and in control of his own destiny after an impressive win over the Models.

4. Bad Mother Fathers 6-5- Gets the win over the defending Champ with Randy Moss and the tie breaker. He can get control of his own destiny with a win in week 13, but we'll have to see how he fairs in week 12 first.

5. Whimpering Worms 5-6- Tough loss, and is looking for redemption in week 12 against Foxxy.

6. Tussy Monsters 4-7- Garners a win in a hotly contested game to get off the throne. Can he stay there?

7. Dishonorable Mention 4-7- Swoooooooosh!

8. The Federalists 3-8- Damn that Brandon Marshall!!! Damn him!!!

All-Tuesday Team (week 11)

QB- Tom Brady- Blues- 38 points
WR- Terrell Owens- Ditka- 51 points
WR- Randy Moss- Mezz- 41 points
RB- Chester Taylor- Ditka- 47 points
RB- Willis McGahee- Dawgs- 23 points
TE- Antonio Gates- Ditka- 11 points
K- Kris Brown- Dawgs- 13 points

The All-Tuesday Team put together a 224 point weekend.

Week 11 MVP- Terrell Owens- Hurricane Ditka

Week 11

1. Bonnie Blues (100) 8-2- A loss by the hair of his chinny, chin-chin during a hellacious bye week. Big show down with a chance to clinch the division this coming week.

2. Hurricane Ditka 7-3- Gained some ground, but sustained some serious injuries to his young team in week 10.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 5-5- Garnered a win over the league's hottest team, but can he hang on to his messy division lead?

4. Bushwood Gophers 5-5- Went off last weekend, and jumped right back in to title contention. He has the division's top team in his sites for week 11.

5. Bad Newz Kennels 5-5- 'Tis the choking season for Foxxy.

6. Part Time Models 4-6- Rough loss to the "heal grabber," but has the chance to pull into a solid third with a win this weekend.

7. Coalition of the Thrilling 3-7- Blockbuster trade to playoffs? It will likely all come down to this week.

8. Blowjays 3-7- Biggest game for the franchise this season on deck.

All-Tuesday Team (Week 10)

QB- Brett Favre- Bush- 31 points
WR- Terrell Owens- Ditka- 29 points
WR- Reggie Wayne- Bush- 25 points
RB- Brian Westbrook- Bush- 41 points
RB- Selvin Young- Mezz- 23 points
TE- Jeremy Shockey- Blues- 23 points
K- Jeff Reed- Bush- 11 points

The All-Bushwood Team racked up 183 points in week 10

Week 10 MVP- Brian Westbrook- Bush

Week 10

1. Bonnie Blues (100) 8-1- A win's a win's a win. Especially when the win locks up a playoff spot and moves Mac one game closer to a division championship.

2. Hurricane Ditka 6-3- Just a pretty face, still three games out with four to go, but he's clinched a playoff spot for the fourth consecutive season.

3. Bad Newz Kennels 5-4- One of the biggest wins in franchise history to take the lead in the Dixon Conference.

4. Part Time Models 4-5- Getting hot at the right time.

5. Mezzbians 4-5- Slip slidin' away.

6. Bushwood Gophers 4-5- Can they get it together to get out of the basement?

7. Blowjays 3-6- Another pathetic showing, but still a game in front of last place.

8. Coalition of the Thrilling 2-7- They've got a real chance to avoid the toilet, but it's a tough road ahead.

All-Tuesday Team (Week 9)

QB- Drew Brees- PTM- 41 points
WR- Terrell Owens- Ditka- 33 points
WR- Santonio Holmes- Dawgs- 28 points
RB- Adrian Peterson- Ditka- 68 points
RB- Joe Addai- Coalition- 38 points
TE- Tony Gonzalez- Ditka- 21 points
K- Jason Hanson- PTM- 16 points

A ridiculous 245 points were compiled by the All-Tuesday team this week.

Week 9 MVP- Adrian Peterson- Hurricane Ditka

Week 9

1. Bonnie Blues (100) 7-1- Just unstoppable with Uncle Tom steering the ship. Hard to believe this team would be an underdog except for week 10 (Brady's bye).

2. Hurricane Ditka 5-3- Gets a well-deserved win after routing his big cross-conference rival......pppppplllllllllllbbbbbbbtttttt.

3. Bushwood Gophers 4-4- Seems to be getting it together, and is now tied for first in the wide open Dixon Conference.

4. Softcore Mezzbians 4-4- A loss that was as close as it gets. Can Mezz get it back together during the homestretch?

5. Bad Newz Kennels 4-4- Officially as streaky as his underpants.

6. Part Time Models 3-5- Wa wa wee wa. Seriously making a move, now knocking on the door of the division lead with five games left.

7. Blowjays 3-5- Just another bad looking loss for Timmy's tuss.

8. Coalition of the Thrilling 2-6- He's still only a game out of third, but his road will be difficult in the sprint to the finish.

All-Tuesday Team (week 8)

QB- Tom Brady- Blues- 42 points
WR- Reggie Wayne- Bush- 32 points
WR- Braylon Edwards- PTM- 28 points
RB- Joseph Addai- Coalition- 33 points
RB- Willie Parker- Blues- 23 points
TE- Antonio Gates- Bush- 21 points
K- Jason Hanson- PTM- 12 points

The All-Tuesday Team posted an impressive 191 point day.

Week 8 MVP- Tom Brady- Blues

Week 8

1. Bonnie Blues (100) 6-1- The best record in the league by two games; On top of the division by a defacto three games; and will clinch a playoff spot with a win in week 8.

2. Hurricane Ditka 4-3- The off week is no excuse for the loss, but there's no where to drop this team because of the other performances of week 7.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 4-3- Is a losing streak starting? Still tied atop the Dixon Conference, but will be in some serious fist fight the next three weeks.

4. Bad Newz Kennels 4-3- Took a loss with the Reggie Wayne Monday Night insanity. Still in the hunt.

5. Bushwood Gophers 3-4- Gained a game on the division leaders, and kept his distance from the cellar with the important victory.

6. Blowjays 3-4- Gained some ground, and has fought his way out of the cellar after a huge upset win.

7. Part Time Models 2-5- Finally found the street. Let's see if they can stay in the "top three" (in scoring) this week.

8. Coalition of the Thrilling 2-5- The standings say he's fourth, and this team barely beat the all-time low set by Timmy only two weeks ago. He'll need more consistency if he's gonna make it to the playoffs.

Week 7

1. Bonnie Blues (65) 5-1- Still the best record, and another solid win over a team that has NEVER beaten the Blues.

2. Hurricane Ditka (31) 4-2- Shattering the TCFL record for points in game that was set during the scoring difference of season I, but it doesn't change a two game hole behind the league's number one.

3. Bad Newz Kennels (4) 4-2- Still hot on a consistent basis, and leading the Dixon Conference standings.

4. Mezzbians 4-2- Injuries and byes aren't helping the cause.

5. Bushwood Gophers 2-4- Already three games out of second, and one game out of the cellar. Nice championship defense. Whatever, queer.

6. Coalition of the Thrilling 2-4- Just about where we'd thought he'd be at this point. His new, more balanced team may lead to a surge.

7. Blowjays 2-4- A nice win for Timmy over his arch rivals. The war for the toilet is officially underway for the Masons.

8. Part Time Models 1-5- Despite posting 92 points in week 6, he just didn't have the kind of luck he needed to garner a win. The street isn't getting any kinder to the models, who are now a solid game into the cellar coming into a very important week 7 match up.

Week 6

1. Bonnie Blues (57) 4-1- Hung on through the wild Monday night to take a two game lead over the Mason Conference.

2. Mezzbians (43) 4-1- Another nail bitter, but a big statement with the win and the division lead.

3. Bad Newz Kennels 3-2- How 'bout them dawgs!?!

4. Hurricane Ditka 3-2- What a bunch of underachieving bitches.

5. Bushwood Gophers 2-3- Same difference, except worse.

6. Coalition of the Thrilling 2-3- Big win to stay out of the conference cellar.

7. Part Time Models 1-4- He's not the lowest of the low, but he's in some big trouble trying to climb out of the suction of the toilet for the rest of the year.

8. Blowjays 1-4- Anyone have a coat hanger to pull out this new record low?

Week 5

1. Bonnie Blues (35) 3-1- Consistently lethal, even cross conference. Can he stay a top the leaderboard?

2. Hardcore Mezzbians (33) 3-1- Keep on rollin', rollin', rollin'.

3. Hurricane Ditka (32) 3-1- Three wins in a row, but has a "must win" this weekend even with his injuries, terrible match ups, and byes.

4. Bad Newz Kennels 2-2- The yearly sparkle and fade. Right now though, it's sparkle.

5. Bushwood Gophers 2-2- The champs are in a hole early and need a win this weekend to prevent the tie breaker from going to the Mezzbians.

6. Coalition of the Thrilling 1-3- Slumping early, but has shown some signs of life. Big game this weekend for the division cellar.

7. Blowjays 1-3- Lost three straight, and needs a win to seal a defacto two game lead over last place.

8. Part Time Models 1-3- Gotta get back in the saddle somehow.

Week 4

1. Bonnie Blues (51) 2-1- Potent, powerful, and consistent.

2. Mezzbians (27) 2-1- Not the norm output from the superstars in the week 3 loss.

3. Hurricane Ditka (20) 2-1- Can the big dawgs get on track?

4. Bushwood Gophers (2) 2-1- A good week from McNabb leads the champs to a victory, but he's very suspect and nicked up coming into a championship rematch this week.

5. Coalition of the Thrilling 1-2- He's been VERY solid in the opening weeks. Look out for a Coalition comeback.

6. Blowjays 1-2- It's going to be a topsy-turvey season, even though the loss was respectable.

7. Bad Newz Kennels 1-2- One explosive weekend doesn't impress all that much.

8. Part Time Models 1-2- Tanking hardcore.

Week 3

1. Hardcore Mezzbians (100)- 2-0- The only unbeaten, and has shown why the last two weeks.

2. Bonnie Blues- 1-1- Despite the loss, he's got a solid team across the board.

3. Bushwood Gophers- 1-1- Donovan pulled through in the clutch on Monday night. He's gonna need actual production from his running backs at some point.

4. Hurricane Ditka- 1-1- Palmer and Johnson won't show up like that every game. LT needs to get going, and finding a suitable number two becomes top priority.

5. Coalition of the Thrilling- 1-1- Nice win for the upstarts over a solid team.

6. Blowjays- 1-1- He looks alright despite the loss.

7. PTM- 1-1- House of cards exposed.

8. Bad Newz Kennels- 0-2- swooooosssshhhh.

Week 2

1. Bonnie Blues (68)- 1-0- Impressive debut.

2. Hardcore Mezzbians (32)- 1-0- Big statement.

3. Bushwood Gophers- 0-1- A loss doesn't mean less any less powerful.

4. PTM- 1-0- A win doesn't mean any more powerful.

5. Blowjays- 1-0- Nice bounce back from the toilet.

6. Hurricane Ditka- 0-1- Hitting a downward trend. First back to back losses in two seasons.

7. Coalition of the Thrilling- 0-1- An injury doesn't help the youth factor.

8. Bad Newz Kennels- 0-1- Look for "Mashawn" Lynch to make his first TCFL start next week.

Season IV- Week 1

1. Bushwood Gophers- Pretty stacked at running back, and balanced where it counts. He's got a tremendous challenge week one.

2. Hurricane Ditka- Still dangerous, but now young and deep. He's looking to extend his winning streak over the Blues this week.

3. Mezzbians- Looking for redemption out of the gates with his loaded team.

4. Part Time Models- Looking better than before. LJ immediately made this team formidable. He's got a nice warm up swing week one.

5. Blowjays- A very young, talented team in a very young talented conference. He's trying to get a leg up on the Coalition in game one.

6. Bonnie Blues- An explosive and capable team in a difficult conference. Can he end the streak?

7. Coalition of the Thrilling- Just too young to be highly rated in the pre-season.

8. Bad Newz Kennels- Just terrible.