Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Season V Final Standings

1. Part Time Models 13-2 (100)- Best record in TCFL history...if the Super Bowl title counts as tie-breaker.

2. Bushwood Gophers 10-6- 3rd consecutive 10 win season.

3. Blowouts 8-8- Big time turn around in one season.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 8-7- Getting her done since 1973

5. Bonnie Blues 8-7- Brown Sugar Bowl heartbreak three years in a row.

6. Hurricane Ditka 7-8- First losing season in franchise history.

7. Salty Dawgs 3-11- Worst season in history avoided.

8. Toiletbobbing Teabaggers 3-11- Worst franchise in TCFL history. Period.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Championship Weekend (Week 16)

1. Part Time Models 12-2 (100)- Worst to first.

2. Blowouts 8-7- Trying to play the role of the "heel-grabber" once more.

3. Bonnie Blues 8-6- Third consecutive loss in the conference championship game doesn't sit well.

4. Bushwood Gophers 9-6- Finally! A late season burn out!

5. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-7- Making the trip to Russellville, Kentucky.

6. Hurricane Ditka 7-7- Slappin' his Pappy!

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-10- Another shot at infamy.

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-11- Can he avoid the worst season in TCFL history?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Conference Championships (Week 15)

1. Part Time Models (100) 11-2- Trying to recapture the conference crown.

2. Bonnie Blues 8-5- Can he win his first ever Mason Conference title?

3. Bushwood Gophers 9-5- Reaching for his 4th Super Bowl appearance.

4. Blowouts 7-7- Toilet bowl to conference championship is a big swing.

5. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-7- Tough loss...sippin' some Bourbon

6. Hurricane Ditka 7-7- Tough year....at least it's not the toilet bowl.

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-10- ppppllllbbbbbtttt

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-11- fffeeeeeeeeeeeepppp.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Divisional Playoffs (week 14)

1. Part Time Models (100) 11-2- Josh Scobee: beware of owner. "Laces out, Dan!"

2. Bonnie Blues 8-5- At home for the bye: He just wants to have a beer and see something naked.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-6- "You don't get this type of scar eating tussy, man."

4. Bushwood Gophers 8-5- He's in the loving, warm, and may we add voluptuous bosom of Ms. Tuesday....it's all gonna be alright.

5. Hurricane Ditka 7-6- The very worst to very mediocre very quickly.

6. Blowouts 6-7- rough loss sets up a hellacious visit the Commish's new home field.

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-10- Wa Wa Wa

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-11- Worst regular season ever...ACHIEVED!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Week 13

1. Part Time Models 11-1 (100)- Has a chance to tie the best record in league history with a win this week.

2. Bonnie Blues 7-5- Rough loss, but has no worries for the next two weeks.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 6-6- Put up points in the loss.

4. Bushwood Gophers 7-5- Losing traction late, but will still get his shot at a third straight Super Bowl title starting week 14.

5. Blowouts 6-6- Big trade has the defending toilet bowl champ as a legit contender for the Conference crown.

6. Hurricane Ditka 6-6- Put a knife in the Teabaggers playoff hopes.

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-9- All good things....repeat themselves....repeatedly.

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-10- Infamy within reach.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Week 12

1. Part Time Models (100) 10-1 - 2008 Dixon Division Champs.

2. Bonnie Blues 7-4- 2008 Mason Division Champs.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 6-5- Dominant over his division rival, Bushwood Gophers.

4. Bushwood Gophers 7-4- Only the 2nd time he hasn't won the division in 5 seasons.

5. Blowouts 5-6- Big win.

6. Hurricane Ditka 5-6- Even with the loss he's holding on tight to 3rd place.

7. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-8- It's looking bleak, but he's still not out of playoff contention.

8. Salty Dawgs 1-10- In range of some pretty dubious history.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Week 11

1. Part Time Models 9-1 (100) - On the verge of another division title.

2. Bushwood Gophers 7-3 - It squeaks when you bang it...that's what she said.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 5-5 - Can't win the division, but has clinched a playoff spot.

4. Bonnie Blues 6-4 - Tough loss, but still in control of his own destiny.

5. Hurricane Ditka 5-5 - .500 looked like a pipe-dream 4 weeks ago, but not really in contention yet.

6. Blowouts 4-6 - The toilet bowl suction can have a powerful repeat performance effect.

7. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-7 - Just trying to avoid another season in the crapper.

8. Salty Dawgs 1-9 - Toilet bowl birth secured.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Week 10

1. Part Time Models (100) 8-1- Sole possession of #1, and controls his own destiny needing only 2 more wins to secure the division title and the bye.

2. Bonnie Blues 6-3- 2 game lead in his own division and as consistent as it gets.

3. Bushwood Gophers 6-3- Flailing and flopping while injuries are mounting.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 4-5- Stubbed his toe against his traditional nemesis, but remains in control of his playoff destint.

5. Blowouts 4-5- Struggling as of late.

6. Hurricane Ditka 4-5- Barely out of the cellar.

7. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-6- Injuries are killing this team.

8. Salty Dawgs 1-8- At least they won't be winless.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Week 9

1. Part Time Models (90) 7-1- Continuing to win, even in the lean weeks.

2. Bushwood Gophers (10) 6-2- The house of cards is still standing.

3. Bonnie Blues 5-3- Pulling away from the competition.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 4-4- Solid enough, but not "in the running" for the division crown.

5. Blowouts 4-4- Can't stay consistent.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-5- Staying afloat.

7. Hurricane Ditka 3-5- Can't buy a break.

8. Salty Dawgs 0-8- One more loss seals the toilet bowl fate for Foxxy's crew.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Week 8

1. Part Time Models (100) 6-1- The cream is rising.

2. Bushwood Gophers 5-2- Positioning himself for another division title run.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 4-3- Still in the running.

4. Bonnie Blues 4-3- Big win, but the division is contracting top to bottom.

5. Blowouts 4-3- A loss muddied the waters.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-4- Only one game edge over the cellar.

7. Hurricane Ditka 2-5- Finally on-track one week, but still flailing and still in last place with an unfavorable schedule on the horizon.

8. Salty Dawgs 0-7- Win-less and getting worse by the week.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Week 7

1. Part Time Models (90) 5-1- Cruisin'!

2. Bushwood Gophers (6) 4-2- Big cross-conference win.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians (4) 4-2- Round out the Dixon dominance a top the league.

4. Blowouts 4-2- Already won more games this season than all last year.

5. Bonnie Blues 3-3- Hit and miss on the season.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-3- Thank God for the Hurricane!

7. Hurricane Ditka 1-5- Higher ups are ready to commit "seppuku" in their offices for this season's disgrace.

8. Salty Dawgs 0-6- Going nowhere fast.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Week 6

1. Part Time Models (60) 4-1- Best record in the league thus far.

2. Bushwood Gophers (40) 3-2- Getting a big win when he needed it.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 3-2- Right in the thick of it going into the cross-conference tilts.

4. Bonnie Blues 3-2- Getting hot even when the competition's not.

5. Blowouts 3-2- Nice re-building effort which has translated into some immediate success.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-2- Injury-riddled running back don't bode well for the Baggers championship hopes.

7. Hurricane Ditka 1-4- The future ain't what it used to be....2 games out of third place after only 5 games is setting up a toilet bowl season.

8. Salty Dawgs 0-5- Win-less in 5 games, alongside the least points scored in the league.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Week 5

1. Hardcore Mezzbians (52) 3-1- Close loss, but still so lethal.

2. Part Time Models (47) 3-1- Back on track with the resurgence of some formerly dominant players.

3. Bushwood Gophers (1) 2-2- Big win and only 1 game out after having posted the most points in the league though 4 games.

4. Tyrannical Tebaggers 3-1- Getting wins, but will he be able to hold on with injuries and inconsistency?

5. Blowouts 2-2- Some serious "upside players" have the original champ in the hunt again.

6. Bonnie Blues 2-2- Solid all the way around and put up points in a loss...but the injuries are mounting and the wins aren't coming easily.

7. Salty Dawgs 0-4- Not catching any breaks and has some real personnel problems.

8. Hurricane Ditka 1-3- The fall from grace continues with the least points scored in the league through the first month.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Week 4

1. Hardcore Mezzbians (100) 3-0- Another nice win and staying unbeaten.

2. Bonnie Blues 2-1- Bad showing in the first loss.

3. Part Time Models 2-1- The traveler came. It saw. It kicked it's ace...

4. Bushwood Gophers 1-2- Putting up some numbers despite the losses.

5. Tyrannical Teabaggers 2-1- Leading the conference by virtue of the tie-breaker, but needs better scoring to keep up.

6. Blowouts 1-2- Big time weekend for the Big-Ace Gavel.

7. Salty Dawgs 0-3- Can't get on track.

8. Hurricane Ditka 1-2- Worst scoring output in the league through three games.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Week 3

1. Hardcore Mezzbians (53)2-0- Low scoring win still leaves Mezz in charge.

2. Bonnie Blues (30) 2-0- Tom who?

3. Bushwood Gophers (17) 1-1- Biggest single game of the season so far.

4. Salty Dawgs 0-2- Can Romo carry the team without running backs?

5. Hurricane Dikta 1-1- Pretty disappointing win, as the franchise is in it's decline.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 1-1- Inconsistency has always plagued Timmy's teams.

7. Part Time Models 1-1- Can the ownership tongue-lashing motivate a floundering team?

8. Blowouts 0-2- ppppppppppppllllllllllllllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttt. ffffffpppppp.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Week 2 Rankings

1. Hardcore Mezzbians (68)1-0- Good showing in an exciting Monday Night win over the defending champ.

2. Part Time Models (32)1-0- Big Blowout (ppplllllbbbbtttt) to start-off the season.

3 Bushwood Gophers 0-1- Very close, and a solid enough showing. This team is dangerous and poised for another nice season.

4 Tyrannical Teabaggers 1-0- Good win in a low-scoring game.

5. Bonnie Blues 1-0- Week 1 was costly for the future of the Blues franchise.

6. Blowouts 0-1- It's hard to get excited about a loss, but the defending toilet bowl champ has some things to get the fans excited about the future. It won't be on the bench in week 2.

7. Salty Dawgs 0-1- Needs to keep building around some key components. Just not a great showing, but he'll be in the running for the playoffs before it's all over.

8. Hurricane Ditka 0-1- Probably got too trade happy and far-sited with the youth movement last year and in the off-season. It could really cost this franchise dearly.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

2008 Week 1 Standings

After very little activity in the off-season and a shallow draft pool, the rankings aren't surprising at all for week 1.

1. Bushwood Gophers (100)- You have to take the hill before you can de-throne the King. A solid corp of keepers prevented his lackluster draft from hurting him so badly.

2. Hurricane Ditka- Still in re-building mode, but very dangerous with the best RB stable in the league.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians- "Even in hell, I still don't get any respect!"

4. Bonnie Blues- The sisterhood of the traveling pant suits is still trying to break that glass ceiling.

5. Part Time Models- Too much talent to be on the floor again...but it's still a long way to the top.

6. Tantalizing Teabaggers- Some explosiveness belies the undercurrent of the roster, but there's a log jam of talent infront of him in the Mason Conference.

7. Salty Dawgs- Eeessssh. Too many questions. Usually starts strong though.

8. Blowouts- pppppppplllllllllbbbbbbbbbtttttttttt. fffffeeeeeppp. honk, honk.