Sunday, March 17, 2013

Season IX Final Standings

1. Lynchburg's Finest (100) 10-6-A monster hot streak vaulted the Finest to their third Super Bowl title in franchise history. Calvin Johnson's 42 points clinched the MVP.

2. Rosterbaters 11-4- Great performance, but couldn't close with Calvin and Marshawn carring the Finest. 

3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-7- Biggest post-season finish ever for Uncle Bobby B with the Bourbon Bowl title after a division championship in 2011.

4. Salty Dawgs 10-5- First 10 win season in the Foxwell era, but only the Jimmy Carter Bowl bust to show for it.

5. Part Time Models 10-6- Defended the championship with a ten win season, but really fizzled late, losing the Bourbon Bowl prestige in a low-scoring cap stone.

6 .Sexual Chocolate 4-11-Has some parts on which to build after the late-season push drained his team's 2011 MOJO.

7. Brees' Nutz 5-9-  Narrowly avoided the ingloriousness and renaming he so richly deserved in a Lemon Bowl win.

8. Left Hand Shame 2-12- I heard Testicle Tea is the 2012 name of choice for the Lemon Bowl Champ.

Super Bowl (week 16)

1. Rosterbaters (98) 11-3- Will play a familiar foe in Super Bowl IX in their 3rd epic dance for the crown.

2. Lynchburg's Finest (2) 9-6- Rooney took home his 6th Sugar Maple Barrel in 9 seasons. He's 2-3 in the big game....0-2 vs. Junior's Rosterbaters all-time.

3. Part Time Models 10-5-May have a Bourbon Bowl mis-match.

4. Salty Dawgs 9-5- Jimmy Carter Bowl bound in a rematch of the 2011 Bourbon Bowl.

5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 7-7- Couldn't stand up to the red hot Finest, but still in the most prestigious bowl game there is.

6 .Sexual Chocolate 4-10- Jimmy Carter vs. Foxxy.....becoming a post-season tradition.

7. Brees' Nutz 4-9-  Will he choke down the lemons, or pass to the only man left?

8. Left Hand Shame 2-11-Looking to get a new name or give JB the worst name in TCFL history.

Conference Championships (week 15)

1. Rosterbaters (100) 10-3- Geared up for the championship run

2. Part Time Models 10-4- Back in the Conference title game for the 3rd straight season, and 7th appearance in franchise history.

3. Salty Dawgs 9-5- Tough loss in the first round.

4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 7-6- The bye week can't hurt.

5. Lynchburg's Finest 8-6- Playoff record with 148 points. Heads up, TCFL!

6 .Sexual Chocolate 4-10- The winning streak comes to s screeching halt with a 92 point loss to the Finest.

7. Brees' Nutz 4-9-  Lemon Tussy.

8. Left Hand Shame 2-11- Can he be the worst ever?