Thursday, December 22, 2011

Bowl Week

1. Lynchburg's Finest (80) 11-3- Has 5 Sugar Maple Barrels in the fold now.

2. Part Time Models (20) 9-5- 4 Big Red Trash Cans

3. Ostentatious Erudition 10-4- Jimmy Carter Bowl Bound

4. Rosterbaters 7-7- Underachievers' Ball

5. Rhymes With Punt 6-9- Sippin' on some bourbon.

6. Sexual Chocolate 6-9- Put together a good roster for the future and over-achieved in year one.

7. TBA 5-8- Just hoping he gets to name his own team next year.

8. Quagmire's Crackerjacks 2-11- Competing with only history.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Conference Championships

1. Lynchburg's Finest (100) 10-3- Predicted to lose despite the bye.

2. Part Time Models- 8-5- Can he fight off the upstarts???

3. Ostentatious Erudtion 10-4-Secured an inaugural Jimmy Carter Bowl berth.

4. Rosterbaters 7-7- Just incurred the most devastating loss in franchise history

5. Sexual Chocolate 6-8- Big time upset in his first ever playoff appearance!

6. Rhymes With Punt- 6-8- Biggest game in Punt history for the Dixon Conference Title

7. TBD- 5-8- Just wants to pass the Lemons after his first season.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 2-11- Bitter end coming up.

Divisional Playoff (First Round)

1. Lynchburg's Finest (98) 10-3- Made up 3.5 game deficit in 5 games to win the Mason Division.

2. Ostentatious Erudtion (1) 10-3- Couldn't close.

3. Part Time Models- 8-5- Is the loss a sign of things to come?

4. Rosterbaters (1) 7-6- The dangerous point-scorer just needs a hot hand at the right time.

5. Sexual Chocolate 5-8- One of Bobby B's two wins

6. Rhymes With Punt- 5-8- Tebow makes the magic happen even in fantasy!

7. TBD- 5-8- Did in 1 season what Reavus couldn't do with 3 testicles.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 2-11- Victory is Bobby's!!!!

Week 13

1. Ostentatious Erudtion (80) 10-2- Division title, Big Ass Gavel match up in week 13.

2. Lynchburg's Finest (20) 9-3- Can he comeback again to win a 3rd straight division title?

3. Part Time Models- 8-4- Championship! Lock it up!

4. Rosterbaters- 6-6- Gearing up for the playoffs

5. Sexual Chocolate 5-7- already in the playoffs

6. TBD- 5-7- Might not have to worry about coming up with his own team name for 2012.

7. Rhymes With Punt- 4-8- Tebowing for the win to vault him into the dance.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 1-11- The all time single season loss record is within reach...