1. Rosterbaters (100) 10-3- Outright division title, #1 in points scored, #1 in the power rankings, best record in the league, 3 Tuesman eligible players.
2. Salty Dawgs 9-4- Greatest year in the history of the franchise. 2 Tuesman finalists, #2 in power rankings.
3. Part Time Models 9-4- Could have won the division, could have finished third in the division.....opted for the latter.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 7-6-First ever division championship from Uncle Bobby B.
5.
Lynchburg's Finest 7-6- Correction: Bobby is the Co-division champion....but he gets the bye.
6 .Sexual
Chocolate 4-9- One of the great comeback, feel good stories of 2012. Clinches a playoff spot with a 3 week winning streak and JB's 6 game losing streak.
7. Brees' Nutz 4-9- The founder of the lemon feast finally gets to suck on some lemons.
8. Left Hand Shame 2-11-Competing with Travis Gable's Vanquishing Legion legendary shattery for all-time most losing record in a season.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
Week 13
1. Part Time Models (50) 9-3- Is a repeat or power ranking the sign of destiny?
2. Rosterbaters (49) 9-3- Yet again the Division division rivalry will produce a division title.
3. Salty Dawgs 8-4-So dangerous coming into the playoffs.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks (1) 7-5- Weak division championship, but a championship none the less.
5. Lynchburg's Finest 6-6-A Monday Night win may set the tone for the playoffs.
6. Brees Nutz 4-8- needs to win to get in the playoffs-- a loss could mean the losing the gavel and winning a Lemon Bowl berth!
7.Sexual Chocolate 3-9-Can he back into the playoffs with an upset over the division champs and a JB loss!?!
8. Left Hand Shame 2-10- Finding roster pieces for next year.
2. Rosterbaters (49) 9-3- Yet again the Division division rivalry will produce a division title.
3. Salty Dawgs 8-4-So dangerous coming into the playoffs.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks (1) 7-5- Weak division championship, but a championship none the less.
5. Lynchburg's Finest 6-6-A Monday Night win may set the tone for the playoffs.
6. Brees Nutz 4-8- needs to win to get in the playoffs-- a loss could mean the losing the gavel and winning a Lemon Bowl berth!
7.Sexual Chocolate 3-9-Can he back into the playoffs with an upset over the division champs and a JB loss!?!
8. Left Hand Shame 2-10- Finding roster pieces for next year.
Week 12
1. Part Time Models (62) 9-2- The champ's on top.
2. Rosterbaters (35) 8-3-Still the team to beat.
3. Salty Dawgs 7-4- Look at this guy!
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 7-4- Got a win to clinch his first ever division title!
5. Lynchburg's Finest 5-6- Not a great football season all around in Lynchburg.
6. Brees Nutz 4-7-Attention, JB! Objects in mirror are closer than they appear!
7.Sexual Chocolate 2-9- May have been a bit premature (like Foxxy) on calling the lemon bowl berth. Has to have all the chips fall his way, but it looks like it could happen.
8. Left Hand Shame 2-9- Back to business as usual.
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Week 11
1. Rosterbaters (59) 8-2- 124 points ahead of the second leading scorer in the league.
2. Part Time Models (40) 8-2- Still winning ugly....but winning.
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 6-4- Idiot kicker got liquored up......and lost to The Shame.
4. Lynchburg's Finest 5-5- Only a game and half back of the division leader, and now holds the single game record for 2012 (144 points).
5. Salty Dawgs 6-4- Foxxy drops to 0-10 lifetime against his little brother.
6. Brees Nutz 4-6- Not finding points in these rivalry losses.
7. Left Hand Shame 2-8-Shook up the division race in the cross conference win, and got out of the bottom spot in the rankings!
8.Sexual Chocolate 1-9-Locked up a seat on the thron-A.
2. Part Time Models (40) 8-2- Still winning ugly....but winning.
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 6-4- Idiot kicker got liquored up......and lost to The Shame.
4. Lynchburg's Finest 5-5- Only a game and half back of the division leader, and now holds the single game record for 2012 (144 points).
5. Salty Dawgs 6-4- Foxxy drops to 0-10 lifetime against his little brother.
6. Brees Nutz 4-6- Not finding points in these rivalry losses.
7. Left Hand Shame 2-8-Shook up the division race in the cross conference win, and got out of the bottom spot in the rankings!
8.Sexual Chocolate 1-9-Locked up a seat on the thron-A.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Week 10
1. Rosterbaters 7-2- Still sitting on top, but the conference race is a toss up.
2. Part Time Models 7-2-Closed the gap.
3. Salty Dawgs 6-3- Doug Martin is not a fluke.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 6-3- Finding wins and putting up points.
5. Brees Nutz 4-5- Didn't close on the gavel opportunity.
6. Lynchburg's Finest 4-5- Stayed alive in the division and gavel race.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-8- Four games out, and he has to win out to avoid the lemons.
8. Left Hand Shame 1-8- Locked up the lemon bowl berth.
2. Part Time Models 7-2-Closed the gap.
3. Salty Dawgs 6-3- Doug Martin is not a fluke.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 6-3- Finding wins and putting up points.
5. Brees Nutz 4-5- Didn't close on the gavel opportunity.
6. Lynchburg's Finest 4-5- Stayed alive in the division and gavel race.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-8- Four games out, and he has to win out to avoid the lemons.
8. Left Hand Shame 1-8- Locked up the lemon bowl berth.
Week 9
1. Rosterbaters 7-1- Dominated the cross-conference leader.
2. Part Time Models 6-2- Getting wins in low scoring affairs.
3. Salty Dawgs 5-3- Looks who's in the elite seat late.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 5-3- Still moneyballin' the point totals.
5. Brees Nutz 4-4- The name change makes the difference here.
6. Lynchburg's Finest 3-5- Low scoring rivalry loss.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-7- Made some moves and could get on track.
8. Left Hand Shame 1-7- First win!
2. Part Time Models 6-2- Getting wins in low scoring affairs.
3. Salty Dawgs 5-3- Looks who's in the elite seat late.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 5-3- Still moneyballin' the point totals.
5. Brees Nutz 4-4- The name change makes the difference here.
6. Lynchburg's Finest 3-5- Low scoring rivalry loss.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-7- Made some moves and could get on track.
8. Left Hand Shame 1-7- First win!
Week 8
1. Rosterbaters 6-1-Six in a row!
2. Part Time Models 5-2- Lost to Foxxy in a shoot out!
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 5-2-Doubled up The Finest.
4. Brees Nutz 4-3- The name change makes the difference here.
5. Salty Dawgs 4-3-RGIII is carrying every team he's on right now.
6. Lynchburg's Finest 3-4- Blown out.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-6- Made some moves and could get on track.
8. Left Hand Shame 0-7- Status unchanged.
2. Part Time Models 5-2- Lost to Foxxy in a shoot out!
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 5-2-Doubled up The Finest.
4. Brees Nutz 4-3- The name change makes the difference here.
5. Salty Dawgs 4-3-RGIII is carrying every team he's on right now.
6. Lynchburg's Finest 3-4- Blown out.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-6- Made some moves and could get on track.
8. Left Hand Shame 0-7- Status unchanged.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Week 7
1. Rosterbaters 5-1- League's leading point scorer on a five game win streak.
2. Part Time Models 5-1-Finds ways to win
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-2- Limp weekend. Has a soft 1 game lead in the division.
4. Brees Nutz 3-3-Breezy bye
5. Lynchburg's Finest 3-3-Avoided another shameful defeat at the hand of Noah Beck.
6. Salty Dawgs 3-3-RGIII is carrying every team he's on right now.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-5-Better showing with a revamped running game.
8. Left Hand Shame 0-6- Status unchanged.
2. Part Time Models 5-1-Finds ways to win
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-2- Limp weekend. Has a soft 1 game lead in the division.
4. Brees Nutz 3-3-Breezy bye
5. Lynchburg's Finest 3-3-Avoided another shameful defeat at the hand of Noah Beck.
6. Salty Dawgs 3-3-RGIII is carrying every team he's on right now.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-5-Better showing with a revamped running game.
8. Left Hand Shame 0-6- Status unchanged.
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Week 6
1. Rosterbaters 4-1-Cruising, but hasn't distanced himself from the pack yet.
2. Part Time Models 4-1- Consistent. Erudite. Sexy.
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-1- Playing Moneyball in the toughest division.
4. Brees Nutz 3-2- Here comes trouble after the name change.
5. Lynchburg's Finest 2-3- Forecast for another dip in week 6.
6. Salty Dawgs 2-3- Sparkle and fade again.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-4- Three outings under 50 points.
8. Left Hand Shame 0-5-Same....Shame.
2. Part Time Models 4-1- Consistent. Erudite. Sexy.
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-1- Playing Moneyball in the toughest division.
4. Brees Nutz 3-2- Here comes trouble after the name change.
5. Lynchburg's Finest 2-3- Forecast for another dip in week 6.
6. Salty Dawgs 2-3- Sparkle and fade again.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-4- Three outings under 50 points.
8. Left Hand Shame 0-5-Same....Shame.
Week 5
1. Rosterbaters 3-1- Dropped the hammer. Has the best depth in the league
2. Federalists 3-1-Back to back top scoring weeks.
3.PTM 3-1- Putting together a stellar title defense
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 3-1- Can he capitalize on the fast start?
5.Salty Dawgs 2-2- Needs to avoid the quick start let down....again.
6. Lynchburg's Finest 1-3- Inconsistency shows in the record
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-3- Brutally low scoring output
8. Left Hand Shame 0-4-Same
2. Federalists 3-1-Back to back top scoring weeks.
3.PTM 3-1- Putting together a stellar title defense
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 3-1- Can he capitalize on the fast start?
5.Salty Dawgs 2-2- Needs to avoid the quick start let down....again.
6. Lynchburg's Finest 1-3- Inconsistency shows in the record
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-3- Brutally low scoring output
8. Left Hand Shame 0-4-Same
Week 4
1. Rosterbaters 2-1- Balanced attack to the lead the division
2. Federalists 2-1- Putting up huge point totals, and leads again for the gavel.
3.PTM 2-1- Always struggles early against the arch rivals
4. Salty Dawgs 2-1- Consistent and impressive young talent
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-1- Scoring consistently around 85, but it caught up with him this week
6. Lynchburg's Finest 1-2- Points aren't translating to wins.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-2- Finally gets in the win column with MJD leading the way
8. Left Hand Shame 0-3-Same
2. Federalists 2-1- Putting up huge point totals, and leads again for the gavel.
3.PTM 2-1- Always struggles early against the arch rivals
4. Salty Dawgs 2-1- Consistent and impressive young talent
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-1- Scoring consistently around 85, but it caught up with him this week
6. Lynchburg's Finest 1-2- Points aren't translating to wins.
7.Sexual Chocolate 1-2- Finally gets in the win column with MJD leading the way
8. Left Hand Shame 0-3-Same
Week 3
1. PTM 2-0- Gotta knock the king off the mountain
2. Lynchburg's Finest 1-1- Spun his wheels in week 2
3.Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-0-Putting together nice points.
4. Rosterbaters 1-1-Back in the win column
5. Salty Dawgs 2-0- Dressed for success in season IX.
6.Federalists 1-1- Starting gain traction
7.Sexual Chocolate 0-2- Still no points to be had
8. Left Hand Shame 0-2-Won't have to change this position all year
2. Lynchburg's Finest 1-1- Spun his wheels in week 2
3.Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-0-Putting together nice points.
4. Rosterbaters 1-1-Back in the win column
5. Salty Dawgs 2-0- Dressed for success in season IX.
6.Federalists 1-1- Starting gain traction
7.Sexual Chocolate 0-2- Still no points to be had
8. Left Hand Shame 0-2-Won't have to change this position all year
Week 2
1. Lynchburg's Finest (90) 1-0- Lead the league in scoring out of the gate
2. Part Time Models 1-0- Didn't break a sweat in the opener
3.Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-0- Nice week one win
4. Rosterbaters 0-1- Hard to outscore a guy with a rocket up his ace
5. Salty Dawgs 1-0- Impressive in the opener
6.Federalists 0-1- Mediocre scoring doesn't help the case
7.Sexual Chocolate 0-1- The off season moves did not translate to points.
8. Left Hand Shame 0-1- Bad loss with no help on the current roster
2. Part Time Models 1-0- Didn't break a sweat in the opener
3.Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-0- Nice week one win
4. Rosterbaters 0-1- Hard to outscore a guy with a rocket up his ace
5. Salty Dawgs 1-0- Impressive in the opener
6.Federalists 0-1- Mediocre scoring doesn't help the case
7.Sexual Chocolate 0-1- The off season moves did not translate to points.
8. Left Hand Shame 0-1- Bad loss with no help on the current roster
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Season IX Preview
8. Quagmire Crackerjacks
2012 Over-Under: 5-8
2011 Finish: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Victory
Analysis: We got no quarterback! We got no running backs! Our pets heads are falling off!
Uncle Bobby B's Jacks are not a poor squad, they just happen to be in the SEC West of fantasy football, where you play 9 of 13 games against division opponents. Off-season moves for Bobby B have been substantial and beneficial, but there's three down sides (like a monkey with an erection): The other three teams in Mason Conference, hospital bills, and postpartum depression. Sorry, man.
7. Salty Dawgs
2012 Over-Under: 5-9
2011 Finsih: 7-9, Bourbon Bowl Champion
Analysis: The first two observations give a clear picture-- first, The Salty Dawgs are formerly Rhymes With Punt. Many of you were unsure of who that might be without that clarification because it had been back-side-to-backside Toilet Bowl Championships for Ambassador Foxwell, and three straight seasons without a playoff berth.
Second, a tight end is the best player on the team by far.
Ouch.
The shining finish gave way to a FedEx package sent to FedEx field with The Dawg's Bourbon Bowl trophy now on display there. Fred Jackson, Welker, and Gronk will have to repeat their performances to find the same 7-win fairway again in 2012.
6. Left Hand Shame (formerly TBA)
2012 Over-Under: 6-7
2011 Finish: 5-9, Toilet Bowl Champions
Analysis: Vying for the title "Biggest Cowboy Homer" in the league is a tough title to strip from the thumb-swapping Gable brothers, but Noah may have done it in the off-season when he picked up DeMarco Murray. The good news about the squad is that two teams in his division got worse from weird trading philosophies or atrophy, but he'll have to do better to find his first TCFL playoff berth with a conspicuous absence of super-elites on the current roster, and no draft picks until the 3rd round to supplement.
5. Sexual Chocolate
2012 Over-Under: 8-5
2011 Finish: 6-10
Analysis: The artist formerly known as "Big Citrus" had one of the biggest and best off-seasons in recent TCFL memory. Huge upgrades at receiver and running back aren't digging for the fashionably young picks, or the hype of second round picks, but rather steady and measurable growth that translates to wins.
William Stylz Johnson took what had been an historically schizophrenic team philosophy with a .500 record to a real championship contender in the toughest division in sports entertainment. MJD and Steven Jackson anchor a running game, while Andre Johnson and Greg Jennings head up an elite receiving tandem on par with anyone. He also has picks at 3 and 7 to round-out his roster. The ranking may be in the "bottom half" of the league, but the potential reaches all the way to the top. If there's a sleeper in the league, here he is.
4. Part Time Models
2012 Over-Under: 8-5
2011 Finish: 10-5, Super Bowl Champion
Analysis: What!?! Harold would never beat up his Landlord! I got news for ya, Pop. Harold ain't so perfect either.
The golden child and reigning league champion is not favored by the computers, but as last year proved, what the hell do computers know until they become self aware?
Brady, White, Marshall, McFadden, other guy, and the first overall pick are an improvement by default from AG's floundering mid-season line up that turned into rock stars by season's-end. Top 5 and Top 10 players abound on this roster, but the pantless machines don't inventory enough "super elites" to put him at the very top of the divisional pre-season standings...by 2.5 projected fantasy points. Like Obama dollars or Schrute Bucks. Still could win it all.
3. Rosterbaters
2012 Over-Under: 8-5
2011 Finish: 8-7, Jimmy Carter Bowl Champion
Analysis: "Bloody Shambles", "Bated himself into a corner", "Jackass' Ball"-- phrases used to describe the late off-season panic of the former champion. Self-proclaimed trend-setter and former two-time champion has several big-time pre-season favorites on the roster like Aaron Rodgers and Arian Foster. 4 weeks ago Junior had a bolstered line up that featured a proven receiver and more elite runners than a Nigerian cross-country team. But, the Baters traded a fantasy "sure thing" for the playoffs into a real "Foxwell" of chance at struggling. The good news is that he has 11 of the 8 second round picks in this year's draft, which is time enough for AG to refill his drink (in the Tom A), Foxwell to call everyone in Delaware a homo, and JB to pick up a fat girl. Traded a win-now for a win-in the past philosophy-- sounds like the Bobby Petrino of off-seasons....yet, also like Petrino's former team, still ranked in the pre-season elites.
2. Federalists
2012 Over-Under: 9-4
2011 Finish: 10-5, Jimmy Carter Bowl loss
Analysis: "Must be this tall to ride this s***!" The all-time losingist final 7 weeks of a season are wrapped up by being synonymous with losing the Jimmy Carter bowl...Jimmy Carter.
Brutal!
The team has super elites like Brees, Shady, Beanie Welllllllll.....?, Governor Wallace, and Gatsby, but Jared will be drunk (as usual) at the draft. That 9 you thought you picked up was really a Wyoming 6 or an Arkansas 4. That might be the difference in an off-season of atrophy and turning loose of players that won't come back home.
1. Lynchburg's Finest
2012 Over-Under: 9-4
2011 Finish: 11-4, Super Bowl Loss
Analysis: This may be hard-sell for number one, but it's well-rounded....like a circumcised prick. This prediction is based on high expectations for a second year QB and a RB returning to old form, and the right pieces to fit together with his first two draft picks. If those things don't come together, he might as put together a chain of very successful yogurt shops.
This franchise has a lot of expectations, but has been 2-3 in the big game and has a tendency to value youth over proven substance-- which means this ranking could be the highest achievement of the 2012 campaign for the Finest.
2 more predictions: PAIN! Lots of PAIN! and Mike Shanahan hates you.
See you in The Rock Labor Day weekend!
2012 Over-Under: 5-8
2011 Finish: 3-11, Toilet Bowl Victory
Analysis: We got no quarterback! We got no running backs! Our pets heads are falling off!
Uncle Bobby B's Jacks are not a poor squad, they just happen to be in the SEC West of fantasy football, where you play 9 of 13 games against division opponents. Off-season moves for Bobby B have been substantial and beneficial, but there's three down sides (like a monkey with an erection): The other three teams in Mason Conference, hospital bills, and postpartum depression. Sorry, man.
7. Salty Dawgs
2012 Over-Under: 5-9
2011 Finsih: 7-9, Bourbon Bowl Champion
Analysis: The first two observations give a clear picture-- first, The Salty Dawgs are formerly Rhymes With Punt. Many of you were unsure of who that might be without that clarification because it had been back-side-to-backside Toilet Bowl Championships for Ambassador Foxwell, and three straight seasons without a playoff berth.
Second, a tight end is the best player on the team by far.
Ouch.
The shining finish gave way to a FedEx package sent to FedEx field with The Dawg's Bourbon Bowl trophy now on display there. Fred Jackson, Welker, and Gronk will have to repeat their performances to find the same 7-win fairway again in 2012.
6. Left Hand Shame (formerly TBA)
2012 Over-Under: 6-7
2011 Finish: 5-9, Toilet Bowl Champions
Analysis: Vying for the title "Biggest Cowboy Homer" in the league is a tough title to strip from the thumb-swapping Gable brothers, but Noah may have done it in the off-season when he picked up DeMarco Murray. The good news about the squad is that two teams in his division got worse from weird trading philosophies or atrophy, but he'll have to do better to find his first TCFL playoff berth with a conspicuous absence of super-elites on the current roster, and no draft picks until the 3rd round to supplement.
5. Sexual Chocolate
2012 Over-Under: 8-5
2011 Finish: 6-10
Analysis: The artist formerly known as "Big Citrus" had one of the biggest and best off-seasons in recent TCFL memory. Huge upgrades at receiver and running back aren't digging for the fashionably young picks, or the hype of second round picks, but rather steady and measurable growth that translates to wins.
William Stylz Johnson took what had been an historically schizophrenic team philosophy with a .500 record to a real championship contender in the toughest division in sports entertainment. MJD and Steven Jackson anchor a running game, while Andre Johnson and Greg Jennings head up an elite receiving tandem on par with anyone. He also has picks at 3 and 7 to round-out his roster. The ranking may be in the "bottom half" of the league, but the potential reaches all the way to the top. If there's a sleeper in the league, here he is.
4. Part Time Models
2012 Over-Under: 8-5
2011 Finish: 10-5, Super Bowl Champion
Analysis: What!?! Harold would never beat up his Landlord! I got news for ya, Pop. Harold ain't so perfect either.
The golden child and reigning league champion is not favored by the computers, but as last year proved, what the hell do computers know until they become self aware?
Brady, White, Marshall, McFadden, other guy, and the first overall pick are an improvement by default from AG's floundering mid-season line up that turned into rock stars by season's-end. Top 5 and Top 10 players abound on this roster, but the pantless machines don't inventory enough "super elites" to put him at the very top of the divisional pre-season standings...by 2.5 projected fantasy points. Like Obama dollars or Schrute Bucks. Still could win it all.
3. Rosterbaters
2012 Over-Under: 8-5
2011 Finish: 8-7, Jimmy Carter Bowl Champion
Analysis: "Bloody Shambles", "Bated himself into a corner", "Jackass' Ball"-- phrases used to describe the late off-season panic of the former champion. Self-proclaimed trend-setter and former two-time champion has several big-time pre-season favorites on the roster like Aaron Rodgers and Arian Foster. 4 weeks ago Junior had a bolstered line up that featured a proven receiver and more elite runners than a Nigerian cross-country team. But, the Baters traded a fantasy "sure thing" for the playoffs into a real "Foxwell" of chance at struggling. The good news is that he has 11 of the 8 second round picks in this year's draft, which is time enough for AG to refill his drink (in the Tom A), Foxwell to call everyone in Delaware a homo, and JB to pick up a fat girl. Traded a win-now for a win-in the past philosophy-- sounds like the Bobby Petrino of off-seasons....yet, also like Petrino's former team, still ranked in the pre-season elites.
2. Federalists
2012 Over-Under: 9-4
2011 Finish: 10-5, Jimmy Carter Bowl loss
Analysis: "Must be this tall to ride this s***!" The all-time losingist final 7 weeks of a season are wrapped up by being synonymous with losing the Jimmy Carter bowl...Jimmy Carter.
Brutal!
The team has super elites like Brees, Shady, Beanie Welllllllll.....?, Governor Wallace, and Gatsby, but Jared will be drunk (as usual) at the draft. That 9 you thought you picked up was really a Wyoming 6 or an Arkansas 4. That might be the difference in an off-season of atrophy and turning loose of players that won't come back home.
1. Lynchburg's Finest
2012 Over-Under: 9-4
2011 Finish: 11-4, Super Bowl Loss
Analysis: This may be hard-sell for number one, but it's well-rounded....like a circumcised prick. This prediction is based on high expectations for a second year QB and a RB returning to old form, and the right pieces to fit together with his first two draft picks. If those things don't come together, he might as put together a chain of very successful yogurt shops.
This franchise has a lot of expectations, but has been 2-3 in the big game and has a tendency to value youth over proven substance-- which means this ranking could be the highest achievement of the 2012 campaign for the Finest.
2 more predictions: PAIN! Lots of PAIN! and Mike Shanahan hates you.
See you in The Rock Labor Day weekend!
Season VIII Final Standings
1. Part Time Models (100) 10-5- Super Bowl record 148 points, and took home his second TCFL title!
2. Lynchburg's Finest 11-4- Posted the third highest showing in the Super Bowl game (126 points), but wasn't near enough to overcome the champ.
3. Rosterbaters 8-7- Inaugural Jimmy Carter Bowl (WTF?) champion?!?
4. Ostentatious Eruditon 10-5- The loss to the Baters was a fitting end to a season in which he started 8-0.
5. Rhymes With Punt 7-9- Moving up in the world, and takes home the prestigious Bourbon Bowl Championship and the effing awesome trophy.
6. Sexual Chocolate 6-10- Improved a roster and made the Bourbon Bowl in his first season in the league. Great showing.
7. Quagmire Crackerjacks 3-11- Still one of the lowest scoring and worst records in TCFL history, but he has the off-season and a baby boy to look forward to before Labor Day.
8. TBA 5-9- The luck associated with not naming a team will forever be dubious.
2. Lynchburg's Finest 11-4- Posted the third highest showing in the Super Bowl game (126 points), but wasn't near enough to overcome the champ.
3. Rosterbaters 8-7- Inaugural Jimmy Carter Bowl (WTF?) champion?!?
4. Ostentatious Eruditon 10-5- The loss to the Baters was a fitting end to a season in which he started 8-0.
5. Rhymes With Punt 7-9- Moving up in the world, and takes home the prestigious Bourbon Bowl Championship and the effing awesome trophy.
6. Sexual Chocolate 6-10- Improved a roster and made the Bourbon Bowl in his first season in the league. Great showing.
7. Quagmire Crackerjacks 3-11- Still one of the lowest scoring and worst records in TCFL history, but he has the off-season and a baby boy to look forward to before Labor Day.
8. TBA 5-9- The luck associated with not naming a team will forever be dubious.
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