Bowl Week

1. Lynchburg's Finest (80) 11-3- Has 5 Sugar Maple Barrels in the fold now.

2. Part Time Models (20) 9-5- 4 Big Red Trash Cans

3. Ostentatious Erudition 10-4- Jimmy Carter Bowl Bound

4. Rosterbaters 7-7- Underachievers' Ball

5. Rhymes With Punt 6-9- Sippin' on some bourbon.

6. Sexual Chocolate 6-9- Put together a good roster for the future and over-achieved in year one.

7. TBA 5-8- Just hoping he gets to name his own team next year.

8. Quagmire's Crackerjacks 2-11- Competing with only history.

Conference Championships

1. Lynchburg's Finest (100) 10-3- Predicted to lose despite the bye.

2. Part Time Models- 8-5- Can he fight off the upstarts???

3. Ostentatious Erudtion 10-4-Secured an inaugural Jimmy Carter Bowl berth.

4. Rosterbaters 7-7- Just incurred the most devastating loss in franchise history

5. Sexual Chocolate 6-8- Big time upset in his first ever playoff appearance!

6. Rhymes With Punt- 6-8- Biggest game in Punt history for the Dixon Conference Title

7. TBD- 5-8- Just wants to pass the Lemons after his first season.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 2-11- Bitter end coming up.

Divisional Playoff (First Round)

1. Lynchburg's Finest (98) 10-3- Made up 3.5 game deficit in 5 games to win the Mason Division.

2. Ostentatious Erudtion (1) 10-3- Couldn't close.

3. Part Time Models- 8-5- Is the loss a sign of things to come?

4. Rosterbaters (1) 7-6- The dangerous point-scorer just needs a hot hand at the right time.

5. Sexual Chocolate 5-8- One of Bobby B's two wins

6. Rhymes With Punt- 5-8- Tebow makes the magic happen even in fantasy!

7. TBD- 5-8- Did in 1 season what Reavus couldn't do with 3 testicles.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 2-11- Victory is Bobby's!!!!

Week 13

1. Ostentatious Erudtion (80) 10-2- Division title, Big Ass Gavel match up in week 13.

2. Lynchburg's Finest (20) 9-3- Can he comeback again to win a 3rd straight division title?

3. Part Time Models- 8-4- Championship! Lock it up!

4. Rosterbaters- 6-6- Gearing up for the playoffs

5. Sexual Chocolate 5-7- already in the playoffs

6. TBD- 5-7- Might not have to worry about coming up with his own team name for 2012.

7. Rhymes With Punt- 4-8- Tebowing for the win to vault him into the dance.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 1-11- The all time single season loss record is within reach...

Week12

1. Ostentatious Erudtion 9-2- a victory over Willie and Lynchburg loss equals the franchise's 2nd division title.

2. Lynchburg's Finest- 8-3- has come roaring back into the division race, but needs another win to make week 13 an important game.

3. Part Time Models- 7-4- needs only one win or a Baters loss to clinch the division.

4. Rosterbaters- 5-6- still has an outside hope for the division title.

5. Sexual Chocolate 5-6- already in the playoffs

6. TBD- 5-6- unbelievable job of getting into the playoff race!

7. Rhymes With Punt- 4-7- didn't strike while the iron was hot and faded into the noise of the Dixon Division with an inside track on a 4th straight toilet bowl season.

8. Quagmire Crakerjacks 1-10- needs 2 wins to avoid the worst season in TCFL history.

Week 11

1. Ostentatious Erudition (55) 8-2- Only a one game lead coming down the stretch

2. Lynchburg's Finest (44) 7-3- Was all but dead, yet he lives.

3. Part Time Models (1) 7-3- Division title sealed with a win.

4. Sexual Chocolate 5-5- Losing ground and it doesn't get any easier in week 11.

5. Rosterbater 4-6- Peaking at the right time.

6. Rhymes With Punt 4-6- ANOTHER late season collapse???

7. TBD 4-6- Controls his own playoff destiny now.

8. Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-9- Just looking to avoid TCFL all-time worst records in the last 3 weeks.

Week 10

1. Ostentatious Erudition (98) 8-1- Undefeated season foiled, but still holds a 2 game division lead.

2. Lynchburg's Finest (1) 6-3- Pulled off the biggest upset in franchise history to keep the division and Big-Ass Gavel hopes alive.

3. Part Time Models (1) 6-3- 2 game lead-- still need a stud RB on the roster.

4. Sexual Chocolate 5-4- Clinched a playoff spot and made another big trade which could solidify the roster.

5. Rhymes With Punt 4-5- Race for the Lemon Bowl just got tighter after the loss.

6. Rosterbaters 3-6- "Need a little wind here."

7. TBD 3-6- Controls his own playoff destiny now.

8. Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-8- Lemon Bowl bound!

Week 9

1. Ostentatious Erudition (100) 8-0- Has a chance to close out a division title as early as any team in history this week.

2. Lynchburg's Finest 5-3- Putting up huge points, but doesn't have enough time to close in on JB for the division crown.

2. Part Time Models 5-3- Needs RBs: Will travel.

3. Rhymes With Punt 4-4- Inconsistency plagues the whole division, but didn't lose any ground in the cross-conference sweep week.

5. Sexual Chocolate 4-4- Jockeying for division position.

6. Rosterbaters 3-5- Just happy to be in 3rd place.

7. TBD 2-6- Back to sub-par scoring.

8. Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-7- Finally gets in the win column!!!!

Week 8

1. Ostentatious Erudition (100) 7-0- Rollin'-- 3.5 games in front with 6 games to go.

2. Part Time Models 5-2- Starting to show weakness. Only a game in front of a resurgent Foxwell.

3. Rhymes With Punt 4-3- Caution: Objects in the rear view may be closer than they appear.

4. Lynchburg's Finest 4-3- Solid performances, but needs lots of help to stay in the division hunt.

5. Rosterbaters 3-4- Murray was a diamond in the rough, but not enough.

6. Sexual Chocolate 3-4- Still well out in front of Uncle Bobby B for the playoffs.

7. TBD 2-5- Has clawed his way back into playoff contention.

8. Quagmire Crackerjacks 0-7- A big 3.5 games out of the playoff hunt.

Week 7

1. Ostentatious Erudition (100) 6-0- Hard to argue with undefeated and high-scoring play. All alone 3.5 games in the lead of the Mason Division only 6 games in to the season.

2. Part Time Models 5-1- A workable schedule is the reason for AG's success...and Tom Brady. First All-Gable division lead since the same week last year.

3. Rhymes With Punt 3-3- Prolific scorer whose slow start to the season was the fluke.

4. Lynchburg's Finest 3-3- Only one team has had more points scored against them, and has the second most points in the league.

5. Rosterbaters 3-3- Wired for the long haul

6. Sexual Chocolate 3-3- Big win in the first game since his big trade which now boasts the most balanced line up in the history of the entire Blues-Chocolate franchise!

7. TBD 1-5- What a remarkable roster turn-around Noah Beck has put together! The stagnation of the Reavus era is over, and it shows with a huge win over the defending champions!

8. Quagmire Crackerjacks 0-6- Can't catch a break.

Season VIII (Week 3)

Rank-Team-First Place Votes- Record- Synopsis

1. Part Time Models (70) 2-0- Definitely in the top 3, and the street seems to be irrelevant. Uncle Tom Brady is in Tuesman form, while the balance at WR and RB has The Mak'er at the top of the league in scoring. Good one, Dave!

2. Lynchburg's Finest (20) 2-0- Few things can describe the defending champion-- The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. Big efforts from big names...long...in the first few weeks have powered the Finest scoring. The Big-Ass gavel and the division lead are on the line in week 3.

3. Ostentatious Erudition (10) 2-0- Suck on Brees Nutz! Wants to gavel back badly after having surrendered it the past two seasons.

4. Rosterbaters 2-0- Hack job trading has garnered some bad karma for the former champion as the self-professed "best there's ever been"....except for all the other teams that are better.

5. Rhymes With Punt 0-2- Tough start to the season, but putting up points in the losses. He gets on track this week.

6. Sexual Chocolate 0-2- Consistent points with a balanced roster. Gonna make some noise this year. Looking to separate himself from the bottom of the conference this week.

7. Quagmire Crackerjacks 0-2- Has performed well and has some nice pieces in place for the future. Can the future be now for Bobby's upstarts?

8. TBD- 0-2- Making some trades and have the patience to wade through the two-seasons worth of atrophy he was handed on Reavus Island...of misfit toys.

Week 3 sets the tone for the next 7 games. Who gains the early advantage for their division crowns, and who puts one cheek on the toilet bowl berth?