Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Week 13

1. Part Time Models 11-1 (100)- Has a chance to tie the best record in league history with a win this week.

2. Bonnie Blues 7-5- Rough loss, but has no worries for the next two weeks.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 6-6- Put up points in the loss.

4. Bushwood Gophers 7-5- Losing traction late, but will still get his shot at a third straight Super Bowl title starting week 14.

5. Blowouts 6-6- Big trade has the defending toilet bowl champ as a legit contender for the Conference crown.

6. Hurricane Ditka 6-6- Put a knife in the Teabaggers playoff hopes.

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-9- All good things....repeat themselves....repeatedly.

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-10- Infamy within reach.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Week 12

1. Part Time Models (100) 10-1 - 2008 Dixon Division Champs.

2. Bonnie Blues 7-4- 2008 Mason Division Champs.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 6-5- Dominant over his division rival, Bushwood Gophers.

4. Bushwood Gophers 7-4- Only the 2nd time he hasn't won the division in 5 seasons.

5. Blowouts 5-6- Big win.

6. Hurricane Ditka 5-6- Even with the loss he's holding on tight to 3rd place.

7. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-8- It's looking bleak, but he's still not out of playoff contention.

8. Salty Dawgs 1-10- In range of some pretty dubious history.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Week 11

1. Part Time Models 9-1 (100) - On the verge of another division title.

2. Bushwood Gophers 7-3 - It squeaks when you bang it...that's what she said.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 5-5 - Can't win the division, but has clinched a playoff spot.

4. Bonnie Blues 6-4 - Tough loss, but still in control of his own destiny.

5. Hurricane Ditka 5-5 - .500 looked like a pipe-dream 4 weeks ago, but not really in contention yet.

6. Blowouts 4-6 - The toilet bowl suction can have a powerful repeat performance effect.

7. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-7 - Just trying to avoid another season in the crapper.

8. Salty Dawgs 1-9 - Toilet bowl birth secured.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Week 10

1. Part Time Models (100) 8-1- Sole possession of #1, and controls his own destiny needing only 2 more wins to secure the division title and the bye.

2. Bonnie Blues 6-3- 2 game lead in his own division and as consistent as it gets.

3. Bushwood Gophers 6-3- Flailing and flopping while injuries are mounting.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 4-5- Stubbed his toe against his traditional nemesis, but remains in control of his playoff destint.

5. Blowouts 4-5- Struggling as of late.

6. Hurricane Ditka 4-5- Barely out of the cellar.

7. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-6- Injuries are killing this team.

8. Salty Dawgs 1-8- At least they won't be winless.