2007 Final Standings

1. Bushwood Gophers (100) 9-6- Back to back championships. Congrats to Junior on another season well played.

2. Hurricane Ditka 11-4- Not too bad for a rebuilding effort.

3. Bonnie Blues 10-6- A solid year on which to build.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 8-8- Redemption's Sweet Song, but he wants it all next year.

5. Bad Newz Kennels 8-7- Building on a solid team.

6. Blowjays 5-9- Long way to go to get back in the championship chase.

7. Part Time Models 6-8- Looking forward to next year. Nice win in the first ever Gable Bowl.

8. Coalition of the Shitting 3-11- Name change, disesteem, and all coming his way in the off-season.

Championship Weekend

1. Hurricane Ditka (51) 11-3- Limping into the championship for the third straight year.

2. Bushwood Gophers (49) 8-6- The defending champ has shown the true heart of a champion, taking charge of the open Dixon Conference when it counted, and is playing for some serious history in a rematch of last year's Super Bowl.

3. Bonnie Blues 10-5- A great run of a season that is rewarded with another trip down to Savannah for some Sugar.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-8- Back to his familiar bowl game in his third season.

5. Bad Newz Kennels 7-8- Sippin' on some Pappy.

6. Blowjays 5-9- Just happy to be here.

7. Part Time Poopers 5-8- Ready for Gable Bowl I in Searcy.

8. Coalition of the Shitting 3-10- Trying to repeat the ole' heel grab maneuver.

Conference Championships (Week 15)

1. Hurricane Ditka (65) 10-3- A familiar foe for the all the Mason marbles.

2. Bonnie Blues (35) 10-4- Tuesman and playoff victory in-hand, on the road against his arch-rival.

3. Bushwood Gophers 7-6- An off week, and now hosting a team he has had trouble against all season. Can he make his third appearance in the league's most prestigious game.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-7- Toilet to conference championship. Nice rebound year for the Godfather.

5. Bad Newz Kennels 7-7- Back to back trips to Kentucky for the Bourbon Bowl.

6. Blowjays 5-9- Not on the toilet, and getting to rename his own team for next season.

7. Part Time Poopers 5-8- A toilet triumph would be a nice recompense over the heel-grabber.

8. Coalition of the Shitting 3-10- Get ready to rename the Coalition for season V.

Playoffs, Round 1 (Week 14)

1. Hurricane Ditka (100) 10-3- The scenery finally changed for the former champ after having been in second place since week 1.

2. Bonnie Blues 9-4- A great season. He'll bounce back for the playoffs.

3. Bushwood Gophers 7-6- A nice comeback for the defending champ to un-muck the mess to keep last season's status quo unchanged.

4. Bad Newz Kennels 7-6- Nice season. Nice team. Can he win when it counts?

5. Mezzbians 6-7- He hasn't beaten Foxxy in the last six tries. Can he break the streak?

6. Blowjays 5-8- He's got a rematch of this week's win next week.

7. Part Time Poopers 5-8- A hard fought season where the breaks didn't go his way.

8. Coalition of the Shitting 3-10- Gable versus Gable to settle who his the shittiest.

All-Tuesday Team (Week 13)

QB- Tony Romo- Dawgs- 32 points
WR- Terrell Owens- Ditka- 31 points
WR- Reggie Wayne- Bush- 31 points
RB- LaDainian Tomlinson- Coalition- 41 points
RB- Derrick Ward- PTM- 33 points
TE- Tony Gonzalez- Bush- 19 points
K- Nick Folk- Coalition- 15 points

The ATT produced 202 points in week 13.

Week 13 MVP- Tony Romo- Dawgs