Sunday, December 27, 2009

Season VI Final Standings

1. Bonnie Blues (100) 10-6- More than doubled his post-season victories in route to a storybook season: Dinner Tray, Tuesman, Sugar Maple Barrel, Tom A. Clark Cup-- A Champion at last!

2. Lynchburg's Finest 12-3- A fine season on which to build.

3. Mafia Hitmen 8-8- Disappointing finish to a very successful year.

4. Truman's Harpo 7-8- Consistency will be the battle cry in '10.

5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-7- May have started running his mouth a bit early.

6. Part Time Models 6-9- AhHa....69.

7. Federalists 5-9- Avoids calamity.

8. Shatty Dawgs 4-10- First two-time Toilet Bowl Champ....what to name him?

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Super Bowl VI (Week 16)

1. Bonnie Blues (50) 9-6- Finally breaks the glass ceiling.

2. Mafia Hitmen (50) 8-7- The Super Bowl is his place of doing business....4 times in 6 seasons.

3. Lynchburg's Finest (90) 11-3- Another late season collapse.

4. Truman's Harpo 7-7- Not bad for the opening year.

5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-6- Playin' for some leaves.

6. Part Time Models 5-9- Now played in every bowl but the Bourbon.

7. Shatty Dawgs 4-9- Backside to backside thrones

8. Billy Shatswell Presents: Poop Moutain 4-9- Worst to first...back to worst. History achieved!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Conference Championships (week 15)

1. Lynchburg's Finest (90) 11-2- Fifth conference title game in franchise history.

2. Truman's Harpo 7-6- First ever post-season game for Reaves in TCFL.

3. Bonnie Blues (9) 8-6- Has not yet won this title game in three previous tries.

4. Mafia Hitmen (1) 7-7- Can he regain Dixon Dominance?

5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-6- In the inaugural Pancea Cigar Tobacco Bowl Classic.

6. Part Time Models 5-9- Disappointing title defense ends in Tobacco Bowl.

7. Shateralists 4-9- Looking for two toilet bowls for his 1.5 bathroom house.

8. Shatty Dawgs 4-9- Backside-to-backside toilet bowl appearances.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Division Playoffs (Week 14)

1. Lynchburg's Finest 11-2- Limping into the post-season

2. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-5- Winning season year one is good enough to build on, especially after taking home the second best record in the league.

3. Truman's Harpo 7-6- a losing record to the Dawgs stings despite a division title.

4. Mafia Hitmen 6-7- First regular season losing record since season II.

5. Bonnie Blues 7-6- Up and down, but is dreaming of his second Tuesman.

6. Part Time Models 5-8- Squeaks in!

7. Crap-Top Gable 4-9- It squeaks when you bang it....that's what she said.

8. Shatty Dawgs 4-9- Backside to backside toilet bowl appearance, but Timmy's not there to save him for "worst" title.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Week 13

1. Lynchburg's Finest (100) 10-2- Four seasons of ten wins or more.

2. Truman's Harpo 7-5- Getting his act together after dropping 4 in a row.

3. Mafia Hitmen 6-6- Still a division contender.

4. Bonnie Blues 7-5- Hot streak cooled, but has a Tuesman all but locked up.

5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 7-5- A second place division finish would be a real coup in his inaugural season.

6. Part Time Models 4-8- Disappointing title defense.

7. Federalists 4-8- Shatsville!

8. Salty Dawgs 3-9- Still in the playoff running, but not in control of his own destiny.