Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Season V Final Standings

1. Part Time Models 13-2 (100)- Best record in TCFL history...if the Super Bowl title counts as tie-breaker.

2. Bushwood Gophers 10-6- 3rd consecutive 10 win season.

3. Blowouts 8-8- Big time turn around in one season.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 8-7- Getting her done since 1973

5. Bonnie Blues 8-7- Brown Sugar Bowl heartbreak three years in a row.

6. Hurricane Ditka 7-8- First losing season in franchise history.

7. Salty Dawgs 3-11- Worst season in history avoided.

8. Toiletbobbing Teabaggers 3-11- Worst franchise in TCFL history. Period.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Championship Weekend (Week 16)

1. Part Time Models 12-2 (100)- Worst to first.

2. Blowouts 8-7- Trying to play the role of the "heel-grabber" once more.

3. Bonnie Blues 8-6- Third consecutive loss in the conference championship game doesn't sit well.

4. Bushwood Gophers 9-6- Finally! A late season burn out!

5. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-7- Making the trip to Russellville, Kentucky.

6. Hurricane Ditka 7-7- Slappin' his Pappy!

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-10- Another shot at infamy.

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-11- Can he avoid the worst season in TCFL history?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Conference Championships (Week 15)

1. Part Time Models (100) 11-2- Trying to recapture the conference crown.

2. Bonnie Blues 8-5- Can he win his first ever Mason Conference title?

3. Bushwood Gophers 9-5- Reaching for his 4th Super Bowl appearance.

4. Blowouts 7-7- Toilet bowl to conference championship is a big swing.

5. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-7- Tough loss...sippin' some Bourbon

6. Hurricane Ditka 7-7- Tough year....at least it's not the toilet bowl.

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-10- ppppllllbbbbbtttt

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-11- fffeeeeeeeeeeeepppp.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Divisional Playoffs (week 14)

1. Part Time Models (100) 11-2- Josh Scobee: beware of owner. "Laces out, Dan!"

2. Bonnie Blues 8-5- At home for the bye: He just wants to have a beer and see something naked.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 7-6- "You don't get this type of scar eating tussy, man."

4. Bushwood Gophers 8-5- He's in the loving, warm, and may we add voluptuous bosom of Ms. Tuesday....it's all gonna be alright.

5. Hurricane Ditka 7-6- The very worst to very mediocre very quickly.

6. Blowouts 6-7- rough loss sets up a hellacious visit the Commish's new home field.

7. ToiletBound Teabaggers 3-10- Wa Wa Wa

8. Shatty Dawgs 2-11- Worst regular season ever...ACHIEVED!