Week 9

1. Part Time Models (90) 7-1- Continuing to win, even in the lean weeks.

2. Bushwood Gophers (10) 6-2- The house of cards is still standing.

3. Bonnie Blues 5-3- Pulling away from the competition.

4. Hardcore Mezzbians 4-4- Solid enough, but not "in the running" for the division crown.

5. Blowouts 4-4- Can't stay consistent.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-5- Staying afloat.

7. Hurricane Ditka 3-5- Can't buy a break.

8. Salty Dawgs 0-8- One more loss seals the toilet bowl fate for Foxxy's crew.

Week 8

1. Part Time Models (100) 6-1- The cream is rising.

2. Bushwood Gophers 5-2- Positioning himself for another division title run.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 4-3- Still in the running.

4. Bonnie Blues 4-3- Big win, but the division is contracting top to bottom.

5. Blowouts 4-3- A loss muddied the waters.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-4- Only one game edge over the cellar.

7. Hurricane Ditka 2-5- Finally on-track one week, but still flailing and still in last place with an unfavorable schedule on the horizon.

8. Salty Dawgs 0-7- Win-less and getting worse by the week.

Week 7

1. Part Time Models (90) 5-1- Cruisin'!

2. Bushwood Gophers (6) 4-2- Big cross-conference win.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians (4) 4-2- Round out the Dixon dominance a top the league.

4. Blowouts 4-2- Already won more games this season than all last year.

5. Bonnie Blues 3-3- Hit and miss on the season.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-3- Thank God for the Hurricane!

7. Hurricane Ditka 1-5- Higher ups are ready to commit "seppuku" in their offices for this season's disgrace.

8. Salty Dawgs 0-6- Going nowhere fast.

Week 6

1. Part Time Models (60) 4-1- Best record in the league thus far.

2. Bushwood Gophers (40) 3-2- Getting a big win when he needed it.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians 3-2- Right in the thick of it going into the cross-conference tilts.

4. Bonnie Blues 3-2- Getting hot even when the competition's not.

5. Blowouts 3-2- Nice re-building effort which has translated into some immediate success.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 3-2- Injury-riddled running back don't bode well for the Baggers championship hopes.

7. Hurricane Ditka 1-4- The future ain't what it used to be....2 games out of third place after only 5 games is setting up a toilet bowl season.

8. Salty Dawgs 0-5- Win-less in 5 games, alongside the least points scored in the league.

Week 5

1. Hardcore Mezzbians (52) 3-1- Close loss, but still so lethal.

2. Part Time Models (47) 3-1- Back on track with the resurgence of some formerly dominant players.

3. Bushwood Gophers (1) 2-2- Big win and only 1 game out after having posted the most points in the league though 4 games.

4. Tyrannical Tebaggers 3-1- Getting wins, but will he be able to hold on with injuries and inconsistency?

5. Blowouts 2-2- Some serious "upside players" have the original champ in the hunt again.

6. Bonnie Blues 2-2- Solid all the way around and put up points in a loss...but the injuries are mounting and the wins aren't coming easily.

7. Salty Dawgs 0-4- Not catching any breaks and has some real personnel problems.

8. Hurricane Ditka 1-3- The fall from grace continues with the least points scored in the league through the first month.