Week 7

1. Rosterbaters 5-1- League's leading point scorer on a five game win streak.

2. Part Time Models 5-1-Finds ways to win

3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-2- Limp weekend. Has a soft 1 game lead in the division.

4. Brees Nutz 3-3-Breezy bye

5. Lynchburg's Finest 3-3-Avoided another shameful defeat at the hand of Noah Beck.

6. Salty Dawgs 3-3-RGIII is carrying every team he's on right now.

7.Sexual Chocolate 1-5-Better showing with a revamped running game.

8. Left Hand Shame 0-6- Status unchanged.

Week 6

1. Rosterbaters 4-1-Cruising, but hasn't distanced himself from the pack yet.

2. Part Time Models 4-1- Consistent. Erudite. Sexy.

3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-1- Playing Moneyball in the toughest division.

4. Brees Nutz 3-2- Here comes trouble after the name change.

5. Lynchburg's Finest 2-3- Forecast for another dip in week 6.

6. Salty Dawgs 2-3- Sparkle and fade again.

7.Sexual Chocolate 1-4- Three outings under 50 points.

8. Left Hand Shame 0-5-Same....Shame.

Week 5

1. Rosterbaters 3-1- Dropped the hammer. Has the best depth in the league

2. Federalists 3-1-Back to back top scoring weeks.

3.PTM 3-1- Putting together a stellar title defense

4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 3-1- Can he capitalize on the fast start?

5.Salty Dawgs 2-2- Needs to avoid the quick start let down....again.

6. Lynchburg's Finest 1-3- Inconsistency shows in the record

7.Sexual Chocolate 1-3- Brutally low scoring output

8. Left Hand Shame 0-4-Same

Week 4

1. Rosterbaters 2-1- Balanced attack to the lead the division

2. Federalists 2-1- Putting up huge point totals, and leads again for the gavel.

3.PTM 2-1- Always struggles early against the arch rivals

4. Salty Dawgs 2-1- Consistent and impressive young talent

5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-1- Scoring consistently around 85, but it caught up with him this week

6. Lynchburg's Finest 1-2- Points aren't translating to wins.

7.Sexual Chocolate 1-2- Finally gets in the win column with MJD leading the way

8. Left Hand Shame 0-3-Same

Week 3

1. PTM 2-0- Gotta knock the king off the mountain

2. Lynchburg's Finest 1-1- Spun his wheels in week 2

3.Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-0-Putting together nice points.

4. Rosterbaters 1-1-Back in the win column

5. Salty Dawgs 2-0- Dressed for success in season IX.

6.Federalists 1-1- Starting gain traction

7.Sexual Chocolate 0-2- Still no points to be had

8. Left Hand Shame 0-2-Won't have to change this position all year

Week 2

1. Lynchburg's Finest (90) 1-0- Lead the league in scoring out of the gate

2. Part Time Models 1-0- Didn't break a sweat in the opener

3.Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-0- Nice week one win

4. Rosterbaters 0-1- Hard to outscore a guy with a rocket up his ace

5. Salty Dawgs 1-0- Impressive in the opener

6.Federalists 0-1- Mediocre scoring doesn't help the case

7.Sexual Chocolate 0-1- The off season moves did not translate to points.

8. Left Hand Shame 0-1- Bad loss with no help on the current roster