Season VIII (Week 3)

Rank-Team-First Place Votes- Record- Synopsis

1. Part Time Models (70) 2-0- Definitely in the top 3, and the street seems to be irrelevant. Uncle Tom Brady is in Tuesman form, while the balance at WR and RB has The Mak'er at the top of the league in scoring. Good one, Dave!

2. Lynchburg's Finest (20) 2-0- Few things can describe the defending champion-- The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. Big efforts from big names...long...in the first few weeks have powered the Finest scoring. The Big-Ass gavel and the division lead are on the line in week 3.

3. Ostentatious Erudition (10) 2-0- Suck on Brees Nutz! Wants to gavel back badly after having surrendered it the past two seasons.

4. Rosterbaters 2-0- Hack job trading has garnered some bad karma for the former champion as the self-professed "best there's ever been"....except for all the other teams that are better.

5. Rhymes With Punt 0-2- Tough start to the season, but putting up points in the losses. He gets on track this week.

6. Sexual Chocolate 0-2- Consistent points with a balanced roster. Gonna make some noise this year. Looking to separate himself from the bottom of the conference this week.

7. Quagmire Crackerjacks 0-2- Has performed well and has some nice pieces in place for the future. Can the future be now for Bobby's upstarts?

8. TBD- 0-2- Making some trades and have the patience to wade through the two-seasons worth of atrophy he was handed on Reavus Island...of misfit toys.

Week 3 sets the tone for the next 7 games. Who gains the early advantage for their division crowns, and who puts one cheek on the toilet bowl berth?