1. Bonnie Blues (100) 10-6- More than doubled his post-season victories in route to a storybook season: Dinner Tray, Tuesman, Sugar Maple Barrel, Tom A. Clark Cup-- A Champion at last!
2. Lynchburg's Finest 12-3- A fine season on which to build.
3. Mafia Hitmen 8-8- Disappointing finish to a very successful year.
4. Truman's Harpo 7-8- Consistency will be the battle cry in '10.
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-7- May have started running his mouth a bit early.
6. Part Time Models 6-9- AhHa....69.
7. Federalists 5-9- Avoids calamity.
8. Shatty Dawgs 4-10- First two-time Toilet Bowl Champ....what to name him?
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Super Bowl VI (Week 16)
1. Bonnie Blues (50) 9-6- Finally breaks the glass ceiling.
2. Mafia Hitmen (50) 8-7- The Super Bowl is his place of doing business....4 times in 6 seasons.
3. Lynchburg's Finest (90) 11-3- Another late season collapse.
4. Truman's Harpo 7-7- Not bad for the opening year.
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-6- Playin' for some leaves.
6. Part Time Models 5-9- Now played in every bowl but the Bourbon.
7. Shatty Dawgs 4-9- Backside to backside thrones
8. Billy Shatswell Presents: Poop Moutain 4-9- Worst to first...back to worst. History achieved!
2. Mafia Hitmen (50) 8-7- The Super Bowl is his place of doing business....4 times in 6 seasons.
3. Lynchburg's Finest (90) 11-3- Another late season collapse.
4. Truman's Harpo 7-7- Not bad for the opening year.
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-6- Playin' for some leaves.
6. Part Time Models 5-9- Now played in every bowl but the Bourbon.
7. Shatty Dawgs 4-9- Backside to backside thrones
8. Billy Shatswell Presents: Poop Moutain 4-9- Worst to first...back to worst. History achieved!
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Conference Championships (week 15)
1. Lynchburg's Finest (90) 11-2- Fifth conference title game in franchise history.
2. Truman's Harpo 7-6- First ever post-season game for Reaves in TCFL.
3. Bonnie Blues (9) 8-6- Has not yet won this title game in three previous tries.
4. Mafia Hitmen (1) 7-7- Can he regain Dixon Dominance?
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-6- In the inaugural Pancea Cigar Tobacco Bowl Classic.
6. Part Time Models 5-9- Disappointing title defense ends in Tobacco Bowl.
7. Shateralists 4-9- Looking for two toilet bowls for his 1.5 bathroom house.
8. Shatty Dawgs 4-9- Backside-to-backside toilet bowl appearances.
2. Truman's Harpo 7-6- First ever post-season game for Reaves in TCFL.
3. Bonnie Blues (9) 8-6- Has not yet won this title game in three previous tries.
4. Mafia Hitmen (1) 7-7- Can he regain Dixon Dominance?
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-6- In the inaugural Pancea Cigar Tobacco Bowl Classic.
6. Part Time Models 5-9- Disappointing title defense ends in Tobacco Bowl.
7. Shateralists 4-9- Looking for two toilet bowls for his 1.5 bathroom house.
8. Shatty Dawgs 4-9- Backside-to-backside toilet bowl appearances.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Division Playoffs (Week 14)
1. Lynchburg's Finest 11-2- Limping into the post-season
2. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-5- Winning season year one is good enough to build on, especially after taking home the second best record in the league.
3. Truman's Harpo 7-6- a losing record to the Dawgs stings despite a division title.
4. Mafia Hitmen 6-7- First regular season losing record since season II.
5. Bonnie Blues 7-6- Up and down, but is dreaming of his second Tuesman.
6. Part Time Models 5-8- Squeaks in!
7. Crap-Top Gable 4-9- It squeaks when you bang it....that's what she said.
8. Shatty Dawgs 4-9- Backside to backside toilet bowl appearance, but Timmy's not there to save him for "worst" title.
2. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-5- Winning season year one is good enough to build on, especially after taking home the second best record in the league.
3. Truman's Harpo 7-6- a losing record to the Dawgs stings despite a division title.
4. Mafia Hitmen 6-7- First regular season losing record since season II.
5. Bonnie Blues 7-6- Up and down, but is dreaming of his second Tuesman.
6. Part Time Models 5-8- Squeaks in!
7. Crap-Top Gable 4-9- It squeaks when you bang it....that's what she said.
8. Shatty Dawgs 4-9- Backside to backside toilet bowl appearance, but Timmy's not there to save him for "worst" title.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Week 13
1. Lynchburg's Finest (100) 10-2- Four seasons of ten wins or more.
2. Truman's Harpo 7-5- Getting his act together after dropping 4 in a row.
3. Mafia Hitmen 6-6- Still a division contender.
4. Bonnie Blues 7-5- Hot streak cooled, but has a Tuesman all but locked up.
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 7-5- A second place division finish would be a real coup in his inaugural season.
6. Part Time Models 4-8- Disappointing title defense.
7. Federalists 4-8- Shatsville!
8. Salty Dawgs 3-9- Still in the playoff running, but not in control of his own destiny.
2. Truman's Harpo 7-5- Getting his act together after dropping 4 in a row.
3. Mafia Hitmen 6-6- Still a division contender.
4. Bonnie Blues 7-5- Hot streak cooled, but has a Tuesman all but locked up.
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 7-5- A second place division finish would be a real coup in his inaugural season.
6. Part Time Models 4-8- Disappointing title defense.
7. Federalists 4-8- Shatsville!
8. Salty Dawgs 3-9- Still in the playoff running, but not in control of his own destiny.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Week 12
1. Lynchburg's Finest (80) 9-2- Still hasn't wrapped up the Division air-tight.
2. Mafia Hitmen (20) 6-5- Roaring back into the Dixon top spot.
3. Bonnie Blues 7-4- Getting hot at the right time behind the legs of a true Tuesman candidate.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 7-4- still in the outside running for a division crown as well.
5. Truman's Harpo 6-5- A rough 4 game losing streak is never how you want to approach the playoffs.
6. Part Time Models 4-7- A big day produces a big win and secures another playoff appearance for the defending champs.
7. Federalists 3-8- Wamp, Wamp
8. Shatty Dawgs 2-9- 3rd Toilet Bowl Appearance Secured!
2. Mafia Hitmen (20) 6-5- Roaring back into the Dixon top spot.
3. Bonnie Blues 7-4- Getting hot at the right time behind the legs of a true Tuesman candidate.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 7-4- still in the outside running for a division crown as well.
5. Truman's Harpo 6-5- A rough 4 game losing streak is never how you want to approach the playoffs.
6. Part Time Models 4-7- A big day produces a big win and secures another playoff appearance for the defending champs.
7. Federalists 3-8- Wamp, Wamp
8. Shatty Dawgs 2-9- 3rd Toilet Bowl Appearance Secured!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Week 11
1. Lynchburg's Finest (98) 9-1- Seven straight wins and a fourth division title in five seasons.
2. Mafia Hitmen (2) 5-5- Maintains a huge power ranking despite a loss.
3. Bonnie Blues 6-4- Getting hot at the right time.
4. Truman's Harpo 6-4- Slip slidin' away.
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 6-4- An inaugural success as he clinches a playoff spot.
6. Federalists 3-7- Clinches the toilet bowl bid even with the win.
7. Part Time Models 3-7- Tough season could get worse.
8. Salty Dawgs 2-8- Not getting any better, but still in the running with another team for the toilet.
2. Mafia Hitmen (2) 5-5- Maintains a huge power ranking despite a loss.
3. Bonnie Blues 6-4- Getting hot at the right time.
4. Truman's Harpo 6-4- Slip slidin' away.
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 6-4- An inaugural success as he clinches a playoff spot.
6. Federalists 3-7- Clinches the toilet bowl bid even with the win.
7. Part Time Models 3-7- Tough season could get worse.
8. Salty Dawgs 2-8- Not getting any better, but still in the running with another team for the toilet.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Week 10
1. Lynchburg's Finest (97) 8-1- Already won more games than last season.
2. Mafia Hitmen (2) 5-4- Still explosive in the loss.
3. Truman's Harpo (1) 6-3- Clinging to a one game division lead after and embarrassing loss.
4. Bonnie Blues 5-4- Pick up steam!
5. Quagmire Crackerjack 5-4- That giant farting sound you just heard were the results of Bobby B's mid-season trades going bust.
6. Part Time Models 3-6- Still can't put Foxxy away, but a big momentum-swinging win!
7. Federalists 2-7- Mason Conference infamy is almost cinched.
8. Salty Dawgs 2-7- Exceeds expectations for the season with his 2nd win....pppllllbbbtttt
2. Mafia Hitmen (2) 5-4- Still explosive in the loss.
3. Truman's Harpo (1) 6-3- Clinging to a one game division lead after and embarrassing loss.
4. Bonnie Blues 5-4- Pick up steam!
5. Quagmire Crackerjack 5-4- That giant farting sound you just heard were the results of Bobby B's mid-season trades going bust.
6. Part Time Models 3-6- Still can't put Foxxy away, but a big momentum-swinging win!
7. Federalists 2-7- Mason Conference infamy is almost cinched.
8. Salty Dawgs 2-7- Exceeds expectations for the season with his 2nd win....pppllllbbbtttt
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Week 9
1. Lynchburg's Finest (95) 7-1- Already equaled last year's win total.
2. Truman's Harpo 6-2- Takes one in the teeth for the peace pipe.
3. Mafia Hitmen 5-3- WARNING: Objects in mirror can be closer than they appear.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 5-3- Nice win cross-conference.
5. Bonnie Blues 4-4- Pulling away from the drain, close to #2.
6. Part Time Models 2-6- Having a hard time finding traction.
7. Federalists 2-6- No Foxxy's in the Mason Conference to fall back on.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-7- Looking to repeat so dubious history?
2. Truman's Harpo 6-2- Takes one in the teeth for the peace pipe.
3. Mafia Hitmen 5-3- WARNING: Objects in mirror can be closer than they appear.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 5-3- Nice win cross-conference.
5. Bonnie Blues 4-4- Pulling away from the drain, close to #2.
6. Part Time Models 2-6- Having a hard time finding traction.
7. Federalists 2-6- No Foxxy's in the Mason Conference to fall back on.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-7- Looking to repeat so dubious history?
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Week 8
1. Lynchburg's Finest (51) 6-1- Goalline stand carries the team to a huge division lead.
2. Truman's Harpo (49) 6-1- Cruisin'.
3. Mafia Hitmen 4-3- Traded himself back into contention.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-3- Needs to stop the bleeding.
5. Bonnie Blues 3-4- Perennial #5.
6. Part Time Models 2-5- Thannk God for Foxxy.
7. Federalists 2-5- Twin records.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-6- Big week, but the season is on life support.
2. Truman's Harpo (49) 6-1- Cruisin'.
3. Mafia Hitmen 4-3- Traded himself back into contention.
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-3- Needs to stop the bleeding.
5. Bonnie Blues 3-4- Perennial #5.
6. Part Time Models 2-5- Thannk God for Foxxy.
7. Federalists 2-5- Twin records.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-6- Big week, but the season is on life support.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Week 7
1. Lynchburg's Finest (55) 5-1- Unleash the furry, Mitch!
2. Truman's Harpo (45) 5-1- Just as consistent as it gets every week.
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-2- Very close loss in the Monday Nighter.
4. Mafia Hitmen 3-3- Gotta find a way to get back on track.
5. Part Time Models 2-4- Won't lose often throwing up 125.
6. Bonnie Blues 2-4- Hold on in a tight one.
7. Federalists 2-4- Squeaks one out in a low-scoring game.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-5- Will need some help to get back in the race.
2. Truman's Harpo (45) 5-1- Just as consistent as it gets every week.
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 4-2- Very close loss in the Monday Nighter.
4. Mafia Hitmen 3-3- Gotta find a way to get back on track.
5. Part Time Models 2-4- Won't lose often throwing up 125.
6. Bonnie Blues 2-4- Hold on in a tight one.
7. Federalists 2-4- Squeaks one out in a low-scoring game.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-5- Will need some help to get back in the race.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Week 6
1. Lynchburg's Finest (75) 4-1- Consistency, not explosiveness has been the key early.
2. Truman's Harpo (20) 4-1- A new legend being carved out a top the Dixon Conference.
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks (5) 4-1- What an introduction the league he's been!
4. Mafia Hitmen 3-2- Trading spree is impressively rebuilding a near defunct roster.
5. Part Time Models 2-3- Braylon's change of scenery spelled W-I-N for the defending champs in a "gotta have it" weekend.
6. Federalists 1-4- The season V conference crown is looking like the outlier.
7. Bonnie Blues 1-4- tough opening, but has the team to rally.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-4- We've seen this one before.
2. Truman's Harpo (20) 4-1- A new legend being carved out a top the Dixon Conference.
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks (5) 4-1- What an introduction the league he's been!
4. Mafia Hitmen 3-2- Trading spree is impressively rebuilding a near defunct roster.
5. Part Time Models 2-3- Braylon's change of scenery spelled W-I-N for the defending champs in a "gotta have it" weekend.
6. Federalists 1-4- The season V conference crown is looking like the outlier.
7. Bonnie Blues 1-4- tough opening, but has the team to rally.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-4- We've seen this one before.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Week 5
1. Lynchburg's Finest (87) 3-1- Big wins adding up in the first quarter of the season.
2. Mafia Hitmen (10) 3-1- Has his luck played itself out?
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks (3) 3-1- Surprising initial effort from Bobby B's franchise.
4. Truman's Harpo 3-1- He'll need more than a 70 point luck-out to advance in the rankings.
5. Part Time Models 1-3- In the world of blind men, the one-eyed man is....whatever.
6. Federalists 1-3- One weekend does not a season make.
7. Bonnie Blues 1-3- Needs to get on track.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-3- One game above his projection at this point.....good for you, Troy.....good for you.
2. Mafia Hitmen (10) 3-1- Has his luck played itself out?
3. Quagmire Crackerjacks (3) 3-1- Surprising initial effort from Bobby B's franchise.
4. Truman's Harpo 3-1- He'll need more than a 70 point luck-out to advance in the rankings.
5. Part Time Models 1-3- In the world of blind men, the one-eyed man is....whatever.
6. Federalists 1-3- One weekend does not a season make.
7. Bonnie Blues 1-3- Needs to get on track.
8. Salty Dawgs 1-3- One game above his projection at this point.....good for you, Troy.....good for you.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Week 4
1. Mafia Hitmen (100) 3-0- Jack-Rabbit start to season VI. Highest scoring team in the league.
2. Lynchburg's Finest 2-1- A mediocre day won't win in the Mason Conference, but still has the second most points in the league.
3. Truman's Harpo 2-1- Getting on track with a patch-work team (by Reavus standards)
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-1- Nice start to his inaugural season.
5. Federalists 1-2- HUGE win to get his season jump-started.
6. Bonnie Blues 1-2- Floundering in the early season doldrums.
7. Salty Dawgs 1-2- Has some points on the bench he needs to use.
8. Part Time Models 0-3- Disappointment is an understatement.
2. Lynchburg's Finest 2-1- A mediocre day won't win in the Mason Conference, but still has the second most points in the league.
3. Truman's Harpo 2-1- Getting on track with a patch-work team (by Reavus standards)
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-1- Nice start to his inaugural season.
5. Federalists 1-2- HUGE win to get his season jump-started.
6. Bonnie Blues 1-2- Floundering in the early season doldrums.
7. Salty Dawgs 1-2- Has some points on the bench he needs to use.
8. Part Time Models 0-3- Disappointment is an understatement.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Week 3
1. Lynchburg's Finest (80) 2-0- Another win, but has yet to play a high scoring team.
2. Mafia Hitmen (20) 2-0- An impressive point total and a fast start in season VI.
3. Bonnie Blues 1-1- Big point day for Mac on the rebound.
4. Truman's Harpo 1-1- On track with a big time win against the defending champ on Monday Night.
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-1- Not a good follow up to the impressive debut.
6. Salty Dawgs 1-1- Not entirely inept, as Foxxy goes to .500 on the season.
7. Federalists 0-2- Solid point totals, but playing some stiff competition in the early goings.
8. Part Time Models 0-2- The defending champs are in a hole, and weighted down by the million-billion points on his bench the first few weeks.
2. Mafia Hitmen (20) 2-0- An impressive point total and a fast start in season VI.
3. Bonnie Blues 1-1- Big point day for Mac on the rebound.
4. Truman's Harpo 1-1- On track with a big time win against the defending champ on Monday Night.
5. Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-1- Not a good follow up to the impressive debut.
6. Salty Dawgs 1-1- Not entirely inept, as Foxxy goes to .500 on the season.
7. Federalists 0-2- Solid point totals, but playing some stiff competition in the early goings.
8. Part Time Models 0-2- The defending champs are in a hole, and weighted down by the million-billion points on his bench the first few weeks.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Week 2
1. Lynchburg's Finest (58) 1-0- Beat the Blues convincingly in the opening weekend. First week one win over his rival in three seasons.
2. Quagmire Cracker Jacks (42) 1-0- Easily outscored all other teams in the league, and looked good with a maiden-voyage victory over a conference rival.
3. Federalists 0-1- Tough division loss that still shone brightly with the 3rd highest point total in the league.
4. Salty Dawgs 1-0- The win and 79 points leads all Dixons.
5. Mafia Hitmen 1-0- Ugly opening win, but he'll take it.
6. Part Time Models 0-1- The defending champs couldn't get it on track, even with Brady uncorking in the comeback attempt Monday Night.
7. Truman's Harpo 0-1- The slow start is NOT indicative of things to come for this franchise.
8. Bonnie Blues 0-1- Worst scoring output in the league week 1.
2. Quagmire Cracker Jacks (42) 1-0- Easily outscored all other teams in the league, and looked good with a maiden-voyage victory over a conference rival.
3. Federalists 0-1- Tough division loss that still shone brightly with the 3rd highest point total in the league.
4. Salty Dawgs 1-0- The win and 79 points leads all Dixons.
5. Mafia Hitmen 1-0- Ugly opening win, but he'll take it.
6. Part Time Models 0-1- The defending champs couldn't get it on track, even with Brady uncorking in the comeback attempt Monday Night.
7. Truman's Harpo 0-1- The slow start is NOT indicative of things to come for this franchise.
8. Bonnie Blues 0-1- Worst scoring output in the league week 1.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Week 1 (2009)
(team name-first place votes)
1. Lynchburg's Finest (3)
2. Part Time Models (3)
3. Federalists (1)
4. Truman's Harpo
5. Bonnie Blues
6. Mafia Hitmen (1)
7. Quagmire Crackerjacks
8. Salty Dawgs
1. Lynchburg's Finest (3)
2. Part Time Models (3)
3. Federalists (1)
4. Truman's Harpo
5. Bonnie Blues
6. Mafia Hitmen (1)
7. Quagmire Crackerjacks
8. Salty Dawgs
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Season VI (2009) Pre-Season Rankings
1. Part Time Models- The defending champs are talented, young, and very balanced. His RB trio of Turner, Jacobs, and Gore are enough to make any team elite....throw in Tom Brady and Calvin Johnson, you have a roster poised for a second straight championship run, as Alan is well out in front of his conference competition.
Over-Under: 10-3
2. Federalists- Can he stay on top of the Mason division? A lack of off-season trading showed some real faith in his young team. Brees and Andre Johnson secure an upper-echelon passing game, while the young and explosive Maurice Jones-Drew and Matt Forte have the "Heel Grabber" eying back-to-back conference championships.
Over-Under: 8-5
3. Bonnie Blues- It's hard to deny his elite talent (that's what she said), with a deep RB corp of Chris Johnson, DeAngelo Williams, and Marion Barber-- as well as top-tier players in a complete passing game-- Jay Cutler, Anquan Boldin, and Steve Smith-- Mac's Blues are more balanced than ever before heading into a season. Can that translate into the Blues finally conquering the conference when it counts?
Over-Under: 8-5
4. Lynchburg's Finest- Only two players from Roon's last game remain on the keeper list. Will the trades pay off, or will he find himself in re-building mode again as he did early last season? Reigning Tuesman RB, Adrian Peterson headlines the rushing attack alongside solid veteran Clinton Portis, with Darren McFadden as a questionable insurance policy.
The receiving trio puts much confidence in the QB draft pool, as big time talents Larry Fitzgerald, Marques Colston, and Antonio Gates will try to put one of the league's historical powerhouses back into title contention after last year's debacle.
Over-Under: 8-5
5. Reaves Franchise- Known as a dominate player because of his savvy drafts and solid trades, Skeevus inherits a very talented team that only needs a few good selections to be considered the front-runner for the Dixon Conference crown. The only question mark for Reavus is surrounding his team name.
Former Tuesman Trophy winner, LaDainian Tomlinson is his #1 with Ronnie Brown and Joseph Addai geared up for prime fantasy seasons in 2009. Randy Moss and Roy Williams bring talent to the passing game....the rest is in the able hands of the seasoned veteran and former PCFL champ to build.
Over-Under: 9-4
6. Quagmire Crackerjacks- Uncle Bobby B enters year one of his TCFL tenure with a solid team in a stacked Mason Conference. He has good depth at WR-- Reggie Wayne, Greg Jennings-- as well as a young and explosive prospect in second year running back Steve Slayton, while Brian Westbrook and T. Jones lend veteran stability to the corp.
Look for Bobby to come out swinging with a his bevy of first round picks, including the #1 overall selection, to secure a bright future and a competitive team.
Over-Under: 6-7
7. Mafia Hitmen- Junior "took one for the team" jumping on the grenade of Timmy's Tussified roster. The two time champ whipped the team into respectable shape with a off-season trading spree, but it may not be enough to jump start his championship ambitions in season VI.
Almost every player on the squad is counting on their "upside" to be any thing other than a distant third in the Dixon Conference. Peyton Manning will be the lynch-pin, while Steve Jackson and Marshawn Lynch will have to prove their current worth with solid campaigns in 2009. Meanwhile, Junior's receivers-- Dwayne Bowe and Roddy White-- rely on very young and mostly inexperienced QBs to find their fantasy rhythm.
Over-Under: 5-8
8. Salty Dawgs- We all love Troy Foxwell, even if he didn't vote for any of us, but that doesn't change the fact that he remains one of our favorite people. You'll notice that the other seven teams have facts about their roster in this space under their name. Let me say this....may the Dixon Conference take his team home early in the season to be with Jesus. To be at rest. To be at peace. We look forward to seeing Foxxy at the draft though....because it'll be the last time we hear from the Salty Dawg franchise in 2009.
Over-Under: This team may win exactly one more game than my grandfather would all by himself, and he's been dead for 20 years.
Let's gear it up for the season, fellas. We're just over two months until draft weekend, and 43 days from the roster trim down to the final 5 keepers. See you all in Nashville for the draft September 5-8!
Over-Under: 10-3
2. Federalists- Can he stay on top of the Mason division? A lack of off-season trading showed some real faith in his young team. Brees and Andre Johnson secure an upper-echelon passing game, while the young and explosive Maurice Jones-Drew and Matt Forte have the "Heel Grabber" eying back-to-back conference championships.
Over-Under: 8-5
3. Bonnie Blues- It's hard to deny his elite talent (that's what she said), with a deep RB corp of Chris Johnson, DeAngelo Williams, and Marion Barber-- as well as top-tier players in a complete passing game-- Jay Cutler, Anquan Boldin, and Steve Smith-- Mac's Blues are more balanced than ever before heading into a season. Can that translate into the Blues finally conquering the conference when it counts?
Over-Under: 8-5
4. Lynchburg's Finest- Only two players from Roon's last game remain on the keeper list. Will the trades pay off, or will he find himself in re-building mode again as he did early last season? Reigning Tuesman RB, Adrian Peterson headlines the rushing attack alongside solid veteran Clinton Portis, with Darren McFadden as a questionable insurance policy.
The receiving trio puts much confidence in the QB draft pool, as big time talents Larry Fitzgerald, Marques Colston, and Antonio Gates will try to put one of the league's historical powerhouses back into title contention after last year's debacle.
Over-Under: 8-5
5. Reaves Franchise- Known as a dominate player because of his savvy drafts and solid trades, Skeevus inherits a very talented team that only needs a few good selections to be considered the front-runner for the Dixon Conference crown. The only question mark for Reavus is surrounding his team name.
Former Tuesman Trophy winner, LaDainian Tomlinson is his #1 with Ronnie Brown and Joseph Addai geared up for prime fantasy seasons in 2009. Randy Moss and Roy Williams bring talent to the passing game....the rest is in the able hands of the seasoned veteran and former PCFL champ to build.
Over-Under: 9-4
6. Quagmire Crackerjacks- Uncle Bobby B enters year one of his TCFL tenure with a solid team in a stacked Mason Conference. He has good depth at WR-- Reggie Wayne, Greg Jennings-- as well as a young and explosive prospect in second year running back Steve Slayton, while Brian Westbrook and T. Jones lend veteran stability to the corp.
Look for Bobby to come out swinging with a his bevy of first round picks, including the #1 overall selection, to secure a bright future and a competitive team.
Over-Under: 6-7
7. Mafia Hitmen- Junior "took one for the team" jumping on the grenade of Timmy's Tussified roster. The two time champ whipped the team into respectable shape with a off-season trading spree, but it may not be enough to jump start his championship ambitions in season VI.
Almost every player on the squad is counting on their "upside" to be any thing other than a distant third in the Dixon Conference. Peyton Manning will be the lynch-pin, while Steve Jackson and Marshawn Lynch will have to prove their current worth with solid campaigns in 2009. Meanwhile, Junior's receivers-- Dwayne Bowe and Roddy White-- rely on very young and mostly inexperienced QBs to find their fantasy rhythm.
Over-Under: 5-8
8. Salty Dawgs- We all love Troy Foxwell, even if he didn't vote for any of us, but that doesn't change the fact that he remains one of our favorite people. You'll notice that the other seven teams have facts about their roster in this space under their name. Let me say this....may the Dixon Conference take his team home early in the season to be with Jesus. To be at rest. To be at peace. We look forward to seeing Foxxy at the draft though....because it'll be the last time we hear from the Salty Dawg franchise in 2009.
Over-Under: This team may win exactly one more game than my grandfather would all by himself, and he's been dead for 20 years.
Let's gear it up for the season, fellas. We're just over two months until draft weekend, and 43 days from the roster trim down to the final 5 keepers. See you all in Nashville for the draft September 5-8!
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