Week 4

1. Hardcore Mezzbians (100) 3-0- Another nice win and staying unbeaten.

2. Bonnie Blues 2-1- Bad showing in the first loss.

3. Part Time Models 2-1- The traveler came. It saw. It kicked it's ace...

4. Bushwood Gophers 1-2- Putting up some numbers despite the losses.

5. Tyrannical Teabaggers 2-1- Leading the conference by virtue of the tie-breaker, but needs better scoring to keep up.

6. Blowouts 1-2- Big time weekend for the Big-Ace Gavel.

7. Salty Dawgs 0-3- Can't get on track.

8. Hurricane Ditka 1-2- Worst scoring output in the league through three games.

Week 3

1. Hardcore Mezzbians (53)2-0- Low scoring win still leaves Mezz in charge.

2. Bonnie Blues (30) 2-0- Tom who?

3. Bushwood Gophers (17) 1-1- Biggest single game of the season so far.

4. Salty Dawgs 0-2- Can Romo carry the team without running backs?

5. Hurricane Dikta 1-1- Pretty disappointing win, as the franchise is in it's decline.

6. Tyrannical Teabaggers 1-1- Inconsistency has always plagued Timmy's teams.

7. Part Time Models 1-1- Can the ownership tongue-lashing motivate a floundering team?

8. Blowouts 0-2- ppppppppppppllllllllllllllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttt. ffffffpppppp.

Week 2 Rankings

1. Hardcore Mezzbians (68)1-0- Good showing in an exciting Monday Night win over the defending champ.

2. Part Time Models (32)1-0- Big Blowout (ppplllllbbbbtttt) to start-off the season.

3 Bushwood Gophers 0-1- Very close, and a solid enough showing. This team is dangerous and poised for another nice season.

4 Tyrannical Teabaggers 1-0- Good win in a low-scoring game.

5. Bonnie Blues 1-0- Week 1 was costly for the future of the Blues franchise.

6. Blowouts 0-1- It's hard to get excited about a loss, but the defending toilet bowl champ has some things to get the fans excited about the future. It won't be on the bench in week 2.

7. Salty Dawgs 0-1- Needs to keep building around some key components. Just not a great showing, but he'll be in the running for the playoffs before it's all over.

8. Hurricane Ditka 0-1- Probably got too trade happy and far-sited with the youth movement last year and in the off-season. It could really cost this franchise dearly.

2008 Week 1 Standings

After very little activity in the off-season and a shallow draft pool, the rankings aren't surprising at all for week 1.

1. Bushwood Gophers (100)- You have to take the hill before you can de-throne the King. A solid corp of keepers prevented his lackluster draft from hurting him so badly.

2. Hurricane Ditka- Still in re-building mode, but very dangerous with the best RB stable in the league.

3. Hardcore Mezzbians- "Even in hell, I still don't get any respect!"

4. Bonnie Blues- The sisterhood of the traveling pant suits is still trying to break that glass ceiling.

5. Part Time Models- Too much talent to be on the floor again...but it's still a long way to the top.

6. Tantalizing Teabaggers- Some explosiveness belies the undercurrent of the roster, but there's a log jam of talent infront of him in the Mason Conference.

7. Salty Dawgs- Eeessssh. Too many questions. Usually starts strong though.

8. Blowouts- pppppppplllllllllbbbbbbbbbtttttttttt. fffffeeeeeppp. honk, honk.