Season VII Final Standings

1. Lynchburg's Finest (100) 12-3- Second ever two-time champion.

2. Part Time Models 9-7- De ja vu in the title game against The Finest.

3. Federalists 10-5- Big season turnaround from last year. Poised ready for a run in season VIII.

4. Mafia Hitmen 9-6- Late season blowout.

5. Bonnie Blues 6-10- A tough end to a great career.

6. Truman's Harpo 6-9- Has some work to do in the off-season.

7. Quagmire Crackerjacks 5-9- Avoided making some inglorious franchise history.

8. Rhymes With Punt 3-11- Tied his own franchise record for most loses in a season.

Championship Weekend (Week 16)

1. Lynchburg's Finest (60) 11-3- First Super Bowl Appearance in 3 seasons. Hasn't won a title in 5 seasons.

2. Part Time Models (40) 9-6- Big time win over his arch-rival to compete for the franchise's second league title.

3. Mafia Hitmen 8-6- Has hit the late-season wall pretty hard the last few years.

4. Federalists 9-5- Getting geared up for a Tobacco Bowl run.

5. Bonnie Blues 6-9- A tough end to a great career. A chance to sip some Pappy is now the only thing left to win for the grand old franchise.

6. Truman's Harpo 6-8- Looking to build some momentum for season VIII.

7. Quagmire Shatterjacks 4-9- First trip to The Toilet Bowl for Uncle Bobby B.

8. Rhymes With Tit 3-10- De ja vu all over again.

Conference Championships (Week 15)

1. Lynchburg's Finest 10-3 (60)- Big performance in the bye week, but the running backs are not getting on track.

2. Mafia Hitmen 8-5 (20)- Hoping the players took a true bye week instead of running out of gas in the post-season.

3. Part Time Models 8-6 (20)- It's the hair Cotton: Feathered and lethal.

4. Federalists 9-5- Disappointing end to a great season.

5. Blues 6-8- Getting his stuff together for the homestretch.

6. Truman's Harpo 6-8- Tough season all around, but the old pro has some tricks up his sleeve for season VIII.

7. Quagmire Shatterjacks 4-9- His legs are falling asleep from waiting on the Thron-A.

8. Rhymes with Cunt 3-10- Looking to avoid the worst history in the league with three straight toilet bowl appearances.

Divisonal Playoff (1st Round)

1. Lynchburg's Finest (45) 10-3- 5th Division title in franchise history.

2. Mafia Hitmen (45) 8-5- 4th division title. Every season the Hitmen win the division, they make a Super Bowl appearance.

3. Federalists (10)9-4- Great turnaround season.

4. Part Time Models 7-6- Made a great game out of a potential blow out, and now hosts the first round of the playoffs.

5. Truman's Harpo 6-7- The lowest scoring team in the league is getting some ugly wins heading into the new season.

6. Bonnie Blues 5-8- Makes the tournament for the title defense after having to win in the week 13 to get in.

7. Quagmire Shatterjacks 4-9- A phenomenal season for a toilet-bound franchise.

8. Rhymes With Runt 3-10- Finally crapped out.