Sunday, March 17, 2013

Season IX Final Standings

1. Lynchburg's Finest (100) 10-6-A monster hot streak vaulted the Finest to their third Super Bowl title in franchise history. Calvin Johnson's 42 points clinched the MVP.

2. Rosterbaters 11-4- Great performance, but couldn't close with Calvin and Marshawn carring the Finest. 

3. Quagmire Crackerjacks 8-7- Biggest post-season finish ever for Uncle Bobby B with the Bourbon Bowl title after a division championship in 2011.

4. Salty Dawgs 10-5- First 10 win season in the Foxwell era, but only the Jimmy Carter Bowl bust to show for it.

5. Part Time Models 10-6- Defended the championship with a ten win season, but really fizzled late, losing the Bourbon Bowl prestige in a low-scoring cap stone.

6 .Sexual Chocolate 4-11-Has some parts on which to build after the late-season push drained his team's 2011 MOJO.

7. Brees' Nutz 5-9-  Narrowly avoided the ingloriousness and renaming he so richly deserved in a Lemon Bowl win.

8. Left Hand Shame 2-12- I heard Testicle Tea is the 2012 name of choice for the Lemon Bowl Champ.

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