SEASON XX (2023) Pre-Season Standings

1. Slytherin Football Club (55): Rich's team is locked and loaded again with exceptional depth across the board. He's looking to prove his split title should have been his alone. 

2. Gryffindor Football Club (45): Hair-- feathered and lethal. He's like Johnny Lawrence meets Johnny Ringo. Boasting 1.5 titles in his history, he's ready for another run.

3. A Team Has No Name: A shockingly deep and talented roster than now boasts some young talent at RB. This man has earned the league's respect and is poised to be a contender for years to come.

4. The Zack Attack: Be careful, this team has the capability of bending you over like Zack Morris hit Kelly from behind post-prom. He has top tier options at every major position. He's dangerous.

5. Vanquishing Legion: He's got talent everywhere. His starters are scary good and many of them are in contract years. Don't count this guy out at all. 

6. Legion of Roon: Hamstrung with injuries early, it's tough to overcome in a deep division. He has talent, but we'll see how well it turns out against a tough schedule. 

7. Complete and Utter Levitstation: Has some interesting starters with little depth, but is very dangerous. 

8. Quagmire Crackerkjacks: Had a good draft, but a lot of question marks at the starting positions. Injuries and upside permeate the roster in a deep division.

9. The Bast Abides: He has some forces of nature on his roster, but he's tentative to trade and the talent didn't translate to wins last year. Combined with a real dead squirrel on the doorstep of a draft, it could be bleak for The Bast in 2023. 

10. The Beeper King: Hello, Dummy. The roster is panning for gold in a shallow creek. Half the roster should be on the waiver wire, and it's looking ominous for everyone favorite straight guy who looks like a lesbian.