Season 19, Preseason 

1. Slytherin Football Club (6)- The reigning Dixon Conference Champion is stacked at every position, and has phenomenal depth. Can the fantasy vet close-out a title in year 2 in the elite league? He's even money to win Super Bowl XIX.

2. Legion of Roon (2)- The seven-time and defending champ doesn't have a lot of weaknesses in the starting blocks, but depth and schedule might get him down early. 

3. Part Time Models (1)- AG has some explosive upside if his Thomas and Barkley return to form, but questions at TE and QB linger with the two-time champ. 

4. Sons of Apathy (1)- Junior's 3 straight trips to the Jimmy Carter Bowl got him pissed off enough to finally do something about it. He went on a trading spree that gave Richie some depth and balance, but stacked the Sons at the starting spot well-enough for his team to be sporting DD Cups. He's dangerous. 

5. Quagmire Crackerjacks- He's loaded for bear, but in a tough division. He has 1,000 picks this year and next year to get depth for years to come. He should be in the playoffs this season, and anything can happen in the playoffs. 

6. Vanquishing Legion- TK is sitting on a gold mine of underrated players. If they perform to their capabilities, he'll compete for a title. 

7. Big Red Bastards- It's Rice's time to shine in his first season in the league. The roster is pretty dangerous, but he'll have to learn the league trading value before he gets vultured into oblivion. 

8. My Diggs Small- Noaer isn't gonna like his synopsis as he kicks off the season unlikely to make the playoffs. His roster features too many players that will have to out-perform what they have done in the careers to date to make waves. His passing game is legitimately dangerous, but he's hanging his hat and hopes in Swift, Akers, and Hall to be his staple backs. Ouch. 

9. Return of The Dak- Downey has us right where he wants us. We haven't heard of most of his team, and he likes it that way-- just like he likes his soccer and beer. 

10. Flying Squirrel- Proctor's 8th team he's fielded is somehow both better and worse than it seems. He's building the hopes around Deebo Samuel, then hoping for the Bucs and some second team RBs to turn his franchise around. His draft needs to get some RBs in the worst way, and his youth at QB and WR might just take care of him.