1. My Diggs Small (80) 3-0: It wasn't pretty, but it's a win. Just like Noaer's high school girlfriend.
2. Slytherin Football Club (20) 3-0: After getting by on lucky match ups and rugged good looks, the most handsome member of the league destroyed his week 3 opponent like a Tinder date at a John Mayer concert. Totally smashed.
3. Sons of Apathy 2-1: He's consistent and dangerous. The Sam Pittman of fantasy football.
4. Big Red Bast 2-1: He's getting the hang of this thing. Like a 13 year old boy discovering himself. He'll be rosterbating like Junior in no time.
5. Part Time Models 1-2: Someone call the pool man! Alan just took a dump in it on week 3 and called it a day. Now his record is a real floater when Taylor and Jefferson don't combine for 100 points.
6. Legion of Roon 1-2: Losing two games when putting up the second and third highest scores in the efforts isn't shameful, but it's bad enough where it's like marrying a lesbian and then getting dumped at the altar by a sociopath. Just bad taste more than anything.
7. Quagmire Crackerjacks 1-2: His face took a beating like Proctor's little member on a Rave Party dance floor, but he got the win on Sunday.
8. Vanquishing Legion 1-2: "He's not that bad, not that good."- Troy Bendickson, referencing the pledge class of 1996, and this team here.
9. Flying Squirrel 1-2: There is a Lemon Bowl collision course set up right now. Proctor is like Alabama, because it's always thankful for Mississippi so it's not dead last in everything.
10. Dakless 0-3: "Hi, I'm Mississippi."- Khris Downey, yesterday.
