Week 5 Rankings

 

1. My Diggs Small (90) 4-0: Noaer is racking up a list quality wins that are as long as my…..well, it’s long.
2. Slytherin Football Club (10) 4-0: Richi racked up just enough points to beat only 2 other teams in the league, but as Proctor always says— all you need to beat is one little prick at the end of the night for a win.
3. Big Red Bast 3-1: No Manacaping here. Rice just goes Full Bush week-in, week-out. Like a majestic eagle. 
4. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-2: Won a high scoring shootout to crawl back to even. Just like that time Melissa got pregnant with their eighth kid. 
5. Vanquishing Legion 2-2: It was a steady, impressive performance. Just like that one time Amy called his performance “adequate.”
6. Sons of Apathy 2-2: No one knows what to with this team, and no one cares. Aptly named. 
7. Part Time Models 1-3: It's 12:02, just me and you…And seven other dudes around you on the dance-floor.
8. Legion of Roon 1-3: “You could fill two internets with what I don’t know about football.”- Ted Lasso”- Cameron Clark
9. Flying Squirrel 1-3: Losing with 106 points on the board is a lot like being on a date, everything’s going great. You get her back to your place, and you find out she’s got a 10 pin up her dress. Brutal. Still got laid, but not the way he was hoping for…
10. Dakless 0-4: Chaos is a ladder