1. My Diggs Small 5-2 (100): "Death you are my bitch lover!" It finally happened, but it took an injury and big bye to bring down the league's top scorer and odds-on favorite to win the season XIX title. Still in command of his division and his destiny.
2. SFC 6-1: He won with 77 points on the damn board. In keeping with Rule #12 of Rules for Wedding Crashers, "When it stops being fun, break something." Spoiler Alert: It was Bobby's heart.
Rich is still finding ways to win.
3. Vanquishing Legion 5-2: You know how you quietly go 5-2?
Rule #89-- "Have a big fuzzy beard and drink your bourbon." Travis shores-up both copiously. Like Iceman said to Mav, "....you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous."
4. Legion of Roon 4-3: "No excuses. Play like a champion."- Rule #76. Mission accomplished. The seven-time and defending champ finally pecker-slapped someone in a way befitting the roster.
Good talk, guys.
5. Big Red Bastards 4-3: "If you get outed, leave. Do not run."- Rule #24. The Bast abided, and took another close loss in a low-scoring game. He'll be fine.
6. Part Time Models 3-4: He won the hard way, by breaking rule #38, "Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up." It was the "rarely" that put AG over the top with a 71 point showing that garnered win number three on the season.
7. Sons of Apathy 3-4: Feels like he's sitting on a powder keg. Injuries, trades, and points on the bench will eventually lead Junior getting his shot. He's biding his time by employing rule #68, "Dance with the bride's grandmother." Always keeps you in the running.
8. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-5: "A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher." Breaking rule #37 has consequences, Bobby. Under 50 points again is like Cam circa 2014. Time to go to rehab, man.
9. Flying Squirrel 2-5: Proctor's team has been through a lot this year......
Yeah......a lot of dick.
10. Dakless 1-6: Our special boy is the king of Rule #29: "Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help every now and again." He's been a team player all year by letting teams gets win after win over his young squad. This week he finally ran a train on Junior's bunch in a preview of what we can expect in the years to come when the talent matures.
