1. Slytherin Football Club (60) 4-1: In a game only a stripper on cocaine could love, Richi lays his first loss like a champ-- with the third highest score in the league.
2. My Diggs Small (30) 4-1: In the WTF game of the week, Proctor slapped Noaer right in the face with his nuts. And not in the fun kind of way either. The kind you usually have to pay extra for.
3. Vanquishing Legion (6) 3-2: Gotta give some credit where it's due, and much like Melissa for another baby....it's due right now for Travis.
4. Sons of Apathy (3) 3-2: I mean, it's whatever, I guess.
5. Big Red Basts (1) 3-2: Rice takes a beating in his worst outing so far of his TCFL career. There's a rumor Devante Adams is on the trading block too.
6. Part Time Models 2-3: They are as inconsistent as a dysregulated schizophrenic's bowel movement after an acid trip....but they're entertaining.
7. Legion of Roon 2-3: Also entertaining, more of in a, "will Taylor Swift slip a nip getting out of the car" sort of way-- it wouldn't really matter it did peak out. No one is paying attention to a losing squad.
8. Flying Squirrel 2-3: He flew deez nuts right to KC, saw the Chiefs win, had Brady party with the offense like it's 2015, and is now about to have some semi-safe and semi-consensual over the pants hands stuff with a he-lady at a rave.....so, just about a typical Monday Night for Proctor.
9. Quagmire Crackerjacks 2-3: Like his face, it's not pretty, it hurts, and people just want to make sure he's on enough pain killers to sedate a small horse so he doesn't feel this one in full stride.
10. Dakless 0-5: There's a lot of potential on this team. Just not for this year. And not in the starting spots. And not at a couple of positions. But.....maybe one day they could be good enough to win a game or two.
